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    Moi??

    Ok Here we go.


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    Little Larry Lounge Lizard sees his first human at the zoo. "Hey Mum, that one's walking on its hind legs!"
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Thanks to Harvey who sent us a letter last month asking how to control those pesky geckos that poo all over your woodwork. We've conducted some glue tests and found that a CA glue bait works well. Here's a photograph of one of the tests. Cheers Ed.


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    A police line up, why
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    Nick
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    This stuff is not as grippy as the Bridgestone tyres I used to help Peter Brock advertise.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Marcel Magecko
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    www.solidwoodfurniture.com.au


    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

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    I wish they would clean this window so I can see out.
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    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Hola baby! Ju are a beautiful gecko, I luf ju, I luf ju! I want ju on thith thide of the glass tho we can make beautiful chuck chuck chuck. Why do ju mimic everything I do?

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    Wow! Its happening again! I'm levitating. Maybe I'm god?
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    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    Why opposable thumbs?? Surely super sticky fingers should have given us the evolutionary edge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    Why opposable thumbs?? Surely super sticky fingers should have given us the evolutionary edge?

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    Makes typing really tricky.
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    "Helf, my tun is stug"
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Cheers, Ern

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    OK that one got me...with an honourable mention to Claw Hama too.

    Over to you Silent.

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    Have we had this one?

    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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