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    .... looked for a kiwi teacher to get him to show them how to use gummies......
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    without getting their shins scraped. Of course then there is the keeping in step so essential when getting up......

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    and moving the sheep to the edge of the cliff.
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    He was precariously perched as he pushed each of the sheep over the cliff. His old gumboots weren't quite as they used to be, he remembered back to the good ole days when all the sheep had a glimmer in there eye when they saw him strutting through the paddock wearing those shiny black gum boots. Those were the days he thought to himself as he...
    "Last year I said I'd fix the squeak in the cupbaord door hinge... Right now I have nearly finished remodelling the whole damn kitchen!"

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    ... a sheeps back legs into the gummies....
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    which makes 'em harder to push over the cliff...

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    I do read this!!!

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    bullshidt!!!

    ..... into the wooden chute which delivers them to the butcher shop at the bottom where they are quickly converted into.........

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    bangers but not the sort alien whores use for...

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    breaking out of orbit
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    ..after eating them along with several tins of heinz baked beans, onion and chilli, the after burn....
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    ...is often seen shooting across the sky accompanied by the smell of...

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    ......wood!

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    ...as the alien whore required wooden chocks to hold back the...
    Always look on the bright side...

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    ..... woooden......

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