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30th June 2009, 12:34 PM #316
Retired Marine Engineer
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Never make a polition , can't see her lips move
Ashore
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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30th June 2009, 10:57 PM #317
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when lip stick just doesn't work
Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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1st July 2009, 12:20 AM #318
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New and exclusive, Lip Zip by Max Factor
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1st July 2009, 06:25 AM #319
Stubby Owner and proud of it. Now coming back to Earth.:D
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"NEW" and only comes in the female version!!
should be standard equipment
regards
David
"Tell him he's dreamin.""How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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1st July 2009, 07:12 AM #320
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mmmpph !!!...mmrr!!...mmhhhpppff!!...
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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1st July 2009, 08:54 AM #321
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It's your's ROSEWOOD and maybe Santa will bring you one.
IAMNOWHERE
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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2nd July 2009, 12:45 PM #322
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Attachment 109579
Sorry everyone, been a bit busy.
This looks expensive.
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2nd July 2009, 12:56 PM #323
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It's out of a Rotary engine...
Cheers,
Dave...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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2nd July 2009, 12:58 PM #324
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Can't help myself.
As the Texan said,"everything is big in Texas, this is out of my pushmower, goddamm it".
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2nd July 2009, 01:53 PM #325
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Yes I heard that Texas has Tall Poppy Syndrome mostly ex presidents that need cutting down to size
I know the guy who does this on a regular basis he's now a Manager for Transport Co
This is the newest in V12 piston design short stroke, High compression, Low emissions Technology.
Or
The Skippers weekend past time is drag racing so the Captain decided to show off and try do a standing start Full throttle Full Steam ahead
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2nd July 2009, 04:16 PM #326
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Sod-of-a-rod.
IAMNOWHERE
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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2nd July 2009, 04:41 PM #327
Retired Marine Engineer
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damm ethonal fuel
Ashore
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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2nd July 2009, 07:19 PM #328
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"That's not a big end. THIS is a big end!"
Pugwash.
Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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2nd July 2009, 09:46 PM #329
Dances with splinters
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You say make motor. You say "suck, sqleeze, bang, brow." We implove to "suck, sqleeze, bang, brow up." You pay now, yes?
- Andy Mc
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3rd July 2009, 01:16 AM #330
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There's s'pose to be a big karboom!
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
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