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  1. 14th January 2009, 11:25 PM #316
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    'Before John discovered Head & Shoulders'.

    'Attempting to comprehend the rationale of the female sex has often resulted in a man's brain overheating'.

    'Jeremy was so cool, he actually created his own micro-climate'.
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    Like my new smoking jacket
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    2. Smoken (Said in that ace ventura voice)
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    3. even after death his MIL was trying to kill him
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    It was alright up to the 3rd simultaneous thought, but Fred risked the 4th thought and disaster struck. His life after that at Sunny Slopes Home was peaceful.
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    Reports say Gonzales had managed to get the cocaine through security and was heading for the exit when he passed under the airconditioner intake. He was immediately arrested but for some reason released 15 minutes later when the airport held an impromptu wild party.
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    the battle between George's good concience and bad concience gets ugly...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    Reports say Gonzales had managed to get the cocaine through security and was heading for the exit when he passed under the airconditioner intake. He was immediately arrested but for some reason released 15 minutes later when the airport held an impromptu wild party.
    And Groggy takes it again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lignin View Post
    You talkin' to me, Pal????????????????????
    If the boufant fits the boofhead...

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