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  1. 30th August 2007, 04:58 PM #316
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    he's fallen in the water
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    can't see the forest for the ...( in this case hear)
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    I'm walking backwards to Christmas over the Irish Sea
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  5. 30th August 2007, 08:51 PM #320
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    Galway bay
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  8. 30th August 2007, 09:33 PM #323
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    pipe in the haggas
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    steak and kidney pudding
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    Kiwi love interest
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    someone else's ewe
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