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    aardvark eating ...
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    alien whore (from p1)
    L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L F@#$ IT HIT HIM!

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    Aardvark flesh is much sought after by alien whores because it rejuvinates ceretain changable body parts used for......

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    ...sex...
    Always look on the bright side...

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    change operations. Changing of sex 'Mid Stride' shall we say, is one of the reasons that Alien Whores are so popular. Roger the Cabinboy first tried this when Seaman Stains brought out his ...
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    ..back umbrella to prevent getting lost in cavernous....
    Always look on the bright side...

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    hold of the alien spce ship.

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    since when did aliens get inteested in spices?
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    They were Aliens from New Zealand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    They were Aliens from New Zealand.
    i don't remember anyone mentioning sheep.
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    Ah, a new twist to the yarn. Aliens fond of sheep? Let this wooly yarn continue.....

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    Just then Rodger RAMjet landed his BAAAAAbq shaped spaceship in a paddock of ewes.
    Morning ladies, said Rodger, any of ewes seen my gummies?
    I left them here on my last love trip, with that........................

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    .... they all headed off to Ozwinner and missuses place to see if they could get some secondhand gummies.
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    two little lambs came running towards him crying DADDY dont walk so fast.........................
    What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
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    .............but being Monday, Treasures on Plenty was closed, ( good name huh? )
    So they all went to Mernda market to do battle with the foreign traders.
    The same traders ,who if you shake hands with them, make sure you count your fingers afterwards.
    Haveing counted their fingers, and secured the gummies they....................

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