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    The Police released this security-camera photo, taken just before the suspect escaped by falling over a railing...

    (GJ can run with this 'un. I haven't found anything to tickle my fancy. )
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    My mother's Brazilian, so what?

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    Calm is offline Stubby Owner and proud of it. Now coming back to Earth.:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by rsser View Post
    Or:

    The lastest defence against Magpie attack.
    Ern did you mean didak or shaw
    regards

    David


    "Tell him he's dreamin."
    "How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")

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    1. Of cause I am listening dear

    2. A Solution to boring meetings
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

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    Geez! I can't see a thing. I wish I could take my sunnies off.
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    Would somebody please button up my shirt
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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    Nigel is once again declared winner of the picnic day backwards running race

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by springwater View Post
    My mother's Brazilian, so what?
    I think Springwater wins this one . Take it away mate.
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Thank you Mr Grumpy John


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    "So boss. What do you think?"

    "Well! The rain coat is a nice touch, but I like more intelligence in my perch. And nose in a bit big."
    anne-maria.
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    Thumbs up

    No, Cap'n, it's a squark box

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    On which shoulder?
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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    Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage, innit?




    ("'E doesn't move much." "'E's resting!" )
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    "Nice parrot. What's his name?"

    "Liszt."
    Pugwash.

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    Cool

    Who says I've got a chirp on my shoulder!!??

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