So what's all this about, then?

[MarkV]

when after the consumption of a little too much alcohol he found himself on his hands and knees in a public convenience experiencing that same choking feeling although as it turned out he was lucky Cyril was there to take the matter into hand

[ernknot]

He noted that Cyril had nice smooth hands unlike his rough splinter filled hands and thought to himself I hope I never lose any of my fingers, Cyril likes the roughness and thinks it is rather manly.

[MarkV]

Unfortunately for Al the loss of his...

[craigb]

dignity matched the loss of his didgits. Cyril meanwhile had had the presence of mind to call an ambulance on his mobile. EEEAW... EEEAW.... went the sirens ....

[MarkV]

this of course was just about more than Susan ( remember her? page 12 ) could bear

[ernknot]

Her jealousy of Cyril became obvious and she now sought a way of.......

[MarkV]

enticing him to

[ernknot]

take her in to the workshop and show her the new bench which had as yet not been christened. She was quite prepared to.....

[Grunt]

apply the final coat of ...

[tong]

KY jelly to the

[tong]

KY jelly to the

[ernknot]

door handles to keep anyone out so she could concentrate on the task in hand...

[Caliban]

which was to reclaim her "man" from the clutches of that smooth skinned...

[ernknot]

Cyril....

[HappyHammer]

the slimy...