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  1. 23rd September 2009, 10:11 PM #286
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    Default Cyrils squirrel grip

    I love Classical music Cyril. Have you ever heard the Nutcracker Suite?
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  2. 23rd September 2009, 10:12 PM #287
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    Wedginald! Come back here I said!
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    That's not a wedgie, this is a wedgie!!
    "Rotten to the Core"
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    I've heard about these woman mothers who have you tied to their apron strings but this is just to much mother
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    You're not smuggling any budgies there, are you son?
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    Beach Skid Mark Inspector
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  7. 24th September 2009, 10:00 AM #292
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
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    Ewww...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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  8. 24th September 2009, 10:14 AM #293
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    Default Strong winds predicted

    Cyril........ this is what can happen when you put top spin on your farts.
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  9. 24th September 2009, 05:45 PM #294
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
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    This totally relates to my sick and twisted sense of humour(or so the wife says).
    I'll have to cut this early as i'm tied up for the next couple of days.
    Wheelin, how about we give the new bloke a go seeing he asked so nicely to play.

    Over to you looseless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rosewood View Post
    This totally relates to my sick and twisted sense of humour(or so the wife says).
    I'll have to cut this early as i'm tied up for the next couple of days.
    Wheelin, how about we give the new bloke a go seeing he asked so nicely to play.

    Over to you looseless.
    Not a problem with me Rosewood
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    while we wait thought this might cause a laugh
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    i'm too short to reach the car window, so this will have to suffice.
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    Did I ever tell you that I was Marilin Munroe in a past life?
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    little bit more on the flaps and we will have liftoff
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    hmmm smells so good now cant wait for the s.h.one.t to hit
    Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything, but they
    bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs .
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