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    (Not really I have three kids under 8)
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    Washers
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    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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    The other day I described to my daughter how to find something in the garage by saying "It's right near my big saw". A few minutes later she came back to ask: "Do you mean the black one, the green one, or the blue one?".

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    Tom

    "It's good enough" is low aim

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    Bifurcation

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    Schizophrenia


    Ruddy
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.

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    Depression
    Just another 17 year old who can work the remote

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    Anti-depressants
    Tom

    "It's good enough" is low aim

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    8" & 10" Lucas Mills, bobcat, 4wd tractor, 12 ton dozer, stihl saws.

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