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  1. 20th February 2009, 07:18 AM #16
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    As we traverse through life, don't be worthy of a statue in the after life.
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    Skier: I can see my house from heeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeee........

    Statue: "I call this work 'Deep !@#'$"
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    Skier = eh! a little drop off.

    Statue = eh! a little drop of.
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    Skier..."Now what was the name of that Indian again?"
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    Have a go FB for the skier one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    Statue: "Some come here to sit & think, but I come here to **** & stink."
    Over to you Skew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    Have a go FB for the skier one
    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    Over to you Skew.
    Righto fellas, Tea Lady may be able to multitask, but most of us are just mere blokes who have trouble remembering to zip up their fly. Let's keep it to one image at a time and first in best dressed between FB and Skew.

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    The original long drop
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    no where not getting drinks, the toilets are miles away, the way your bladder works you will have wet yourself five times by the time you get there.

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    Don't use the outdoor toilet.........they can see you from outer space.
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