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2nd December 2003, 03:26 PM #16
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A nice Bunnies uniform and a useless back brace, now get sweepen them floors, and no whingen.
And!!!!! be nice to the there customers, got it.
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2nd December 2003, 04:00 PM #17
Or :
10 lengths of timber,
9 types of hammers,
8 grades of paper,
7 spirit levels,
6 wooden horses,
5 4x2's
4 g-clamps,
3 bench dogs,
2 cordless drills
and Lie Neilsen No5 plane.Zed
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2nd December 2003, 04:02 PM #18
Before I knew what had happened I was sweeping the floor and my eyes were wandering from the clock to the door. Then over those specials bins, that $2 heaven, to the shapely figure of Tina, on register seven.
When suddenly I remembered that 2x4, as Neil the fairy pole-axed me to the floor. "You're dreamin' again, you silly old goat, now put down that broom and ...""I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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2nd December 2003, 04:41 PM #19
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go talk to Tina.............ya spineless good for nothing.
She has the hots for ya in a bad way.
And do up ya back brace..................Last edited by RETIRED; 26th March 2004 at 06:18 PM.
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23rd December 2003, 07:37 PM #20
It's time to save face.
So don't stammer or pace, just go right up to her and ask...Cheers
Jim
"I see dumb peope!"
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26th March 2004, 04:47 PM #21
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Whompwoooh.
Red card
Your out of here.
So Right AlLast edited by RETIRED; 26th March 2004 at 06:16 PM.
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26th March 2004, 06:50 PM #22
It was all meant to be tongue in cheek.
Bob Willson
The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.
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26th March 2004, 07:10 PM #23
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Must admit I like your sense of humour, but here aint the place for it.
Awh , I must be getting old.
Cheers, Grumpy
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27th March 2004, 06:43 PM #24
why the hell can't you guys concentrate on the story? I was really wondering what was going to happen! Come on, lift your games.
Now that I've had a sook
Where were we?
Tina is waiting at checkout seven.
Just ask her...
Cheers
JimCheers
Jim
"I see dumb peope!"
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27th March 2004, 06:59 PM #25
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Is that big wart on ya face real?
Ooooowhhhhh.
Any way, warts aside, do you fancy comeing back to my place and we'll clip all your back hair, I have the latest in clippers from GMC and its laser guided too........
So with that....................................
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27th March 2004, 07:07 PM #26
... she showed me her...
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Jim
"I see dumb peope!"
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27th March 2004, 07:12 PM #27
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...........own laser guiding system , and with a cute smile coyly asked me is it as ................
Peter.
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27th March 2004, 07:14 PM #28
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good as the orange gear I have heard so much aboout? ( scottish) ?
So with that shim said.......................
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27th March 2004, 07:50 PM #29
....as good as anything Sturdee could think up to improve the...
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Jim
"I see dumb peope!"
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27th March 2004, 08:12 PM #30
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way she looked.
Her look, was as cold as a Melbourne winter, it could freeze the nuts off a bolt.
With that he turned and.......................