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  1. #16
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    ....Invent a ruler that measures correctly. YOU know how long you want the piece of wood. WHY doesn't the ruler?

  2. #17
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    ... stop his missus from snapping "And where the hell have you been?" on his return.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  3. #18
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    ...grow ready-squared trees?
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