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    Cutting down an old petrol tank with an angle grinder.

    "Of course the petrol tank has no fuel in it, do you think In an idiot?" Seconds before it blew up.

    Al

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    "Of course I know what I'm doing."
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    i think the worst thing i could possiby say would have to be

    "carn the eagles" im just shudering thinking about it. ugh. i think im going to have to slap myself for even writing that. :eek:


    im screaming in agony just looking at it

    ps i never said any thing really bad that i regrettted and i have never said that above comment aloud
    First On Race Day



    And the first brock trophy goes to...............
    and we got no "2" as well
    A FORD driver.

    ironic isnt it?

    and if ya cant win on ya own merit punt em off!!!
    holden cheater team!!!!!

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    I can beat everyone. After working night shift at Mt Isa Mines, a freind went home to meet his wife on the front verandah with their child in her arms. When she heard him coming up the driveway she had awoken and had discovered that their child had died from cot-death during the night. He rang me so that I could deal with the mines for him, and when he told me the news, I said:

    "You're joking!".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rossluck
    "You're joking!".
    That's not as uncommon as you might expect.
    Is there anything easier done than said?
    - Stacky. The bottom pub, Cobram.

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    Not any less horrible all the same

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    dumbest things I've said . . .

    You want the picture frame made up quick my darling? No worries . . . :mad:

    I'm gonna pick the round this weekend . . .
    Me and Power Tools,
    We still don't mix . . .

    My favourite tool??
    Any 4lb hammer.

    Rex.
    http://rexswoodideas.com

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