It is Friday arvo again.

[Auld Bassoon]

I don't have to GAFF about an SWM(S)BO any more, so it's seat up or down depending on need

A slight detour: there was a bar in Carteret, Normandy, that I used to go to that had the men's "facilities" behind a plastic strip curtain, adjacent to the bar counter - and women had to go through the same curtained doorway and pass behind any chaps standing there to get to their space.

Noone thought it even slightly odd, but this was in France

Further into the more rural regions it wasn't uncommon to find that the dunny was a multi-sex single stall (door optional) with just a hole, a pole to hang onto if necessary. The better class establishments even provided a few scraps of newspaper...

[Wongo]

That's not a very nice way to speak of China, Wongo! Don't you like the Chinese? You a racist or sumfin'??

I love them. I love the way they do their business.

"Do their business" funny? Get it?

[Wood Borer]

Wind can be a problem with verandahs whereas with lemon trees I find you have 360 degrees to choose your angle taking into account the wind.

Be careful of low hanging prickles that are found on some varieties of lemon trees.

[Clinton1]

If you do a pee out in the yard at my place, the dog gets possessive and pee's on you.

He's a goood boy.

[Bodgy]

women always complain that men never put the seat down , but have you ever tried to get a woman to close the lid

So I'm not the only one to notice this!!!!!!

Women and kids will just not close the lid. You wonder why they bother making dunny seats with lids?

Mate of mine solved it by fitting the seat so close to the cistern that the lid would not stay up. Problem was neither will the seat, leading to lots of mis-adventures when pumping the bilges.

[namtrak]

Friday afternoon? Someone needs to drop a beer around to Studley from all of us getting timber - been a pretty big effort the last few weeks I reckon