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[craigb]

It's a nice idea but I wouldn't elect him God - even with two 'd's

Richard

What do you mean :confused:

[Daddles]

What do you mean :confused:

Oi, No fair fixing your typo:mad:
But it's alright, all those who are pure of thought and intention will read my post and note that I quoted your post WITH the typo

Richard

[bat]

I am now on the map!

[bat]

FYI

Yes, I do live in the land of the Mormons. Please don't be mad at me if they come to your door at 6 am. I am an Atheist exmormon. If I had any say in it, they wouldn't be traveling abroad to bother people.

[Bodgy]

Apparently the way to get rid of these religious nuts that come door knocking, is to answer the door naked, and preferably, in a state of 'arousal'. They never return.

Don't worry Bat about exporting these loonies who bother us. We're about even, we sent you Mel Gibson, a religious nut who gets at you thru the movies.

[DanP]

Apparently the way to get rid of these religious nuts that come door knocking, is to answer the door naked, and preferably, in a state of 'arousal'.

And then you get charged with exposing yourself. Good one.

Dan

[Shedhand]

Apparently the way to get rid of these religious nuts that come door knocking, is to answer the door naked, and preferably, in a state of 'arousal'. They never return.

Don't worry Bat about exporting these loonies who bother us. We're about even, we sent you Mel Gibson, a religious nut who gets at you thru the movies.

To paraphrase the bible..god declared that no man shall look upon my visage and live...something like that. Joseph Smith claimed that the lord appeared to him in downtown hicksville and said crap to him.
Well, the best way to get rid of the Morons is tho ask them;

If god declared that anyone who looked at him would die, how come Joe Smith lived to write the book of Morons.
They can't and won't answer the question and you will never see them again.

[bat]

FYI

Yes, I do live in the land of the Mormons. Please don't be mad at me if they come to your door at 6 am. I am an Atheist exmormon. If I had any say in it, they wouldn't be traveling abroad to bother people.

If it is true that mel Gibson is an Australian export, I think that I should be given the slack to compensate by posting guns here. If you are offended by my pics, you should see the vids from ammofest

Holy ####, that even maks me jealous, except for the really expensive part.

[bat]

To paraphrase the bible..god declared that no man shall look upon my visage and live...something like that. Joseph Smith claimed that the lord appeared to him in downtown hicksville and said crap to him.
Well, the best way to get rid of the Morons is tho ask them;

If god declared that anyone who looked at him would die, how come Joe Smith lived to write the book of Morons.
They can't and won't answer the question and you will never see them again.

Because he was a profit. Geez, I'm not even a mormon anymore and I know that one.

[ozwinner]

Because he was a profit. .

Of course he was, why else would you do it?

Al

[Bodgy]

Dan, Dan, Dan. Chill, it's not meant to be serious. Who could maintain the enthusiasm? Have you seen your average Mormon?

Bat

"If it is true that mel Gibson is an Australian export",

You're kidding! Who would admit to owning Mr Gibson it if wasn't true? I quite liked his action movies, but millions of dollars and global adulation seems to have effected him somewhat. Completely Loony Tunes now.

[Studley 2436]

hahahahaha

I was going to say something really profound and incredible but I forgot what it was. I liked Mel as Mad Max and when he played Carter in Payback which was a pretty good flick that looked low budget but may not have been.

Had some good hoods in it and Lucy Lui to add some sex appeal.

Are we allowed to talk movies here? I haven't seen any in ages and it is worse now that they have ditched the sunday night movie because I haven't had time to get out to see one in years and now I get repeats of CSI!

Maybe the Mormons will stop bugging you if you get them to watch the repeats of CSI with you? Actually if you let them in and say we are going to watch TV you have to stay you can't go and a mere 14 hours before the show starts mmm that might get them.

Studley

[ozwinner]

Sprinkle Hash cookies around your house as a Morman deterent.

Al

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Sprinkle Hash cookies around your house as a Morman deterent.

Doesn't work too well... he'll soon get tired of tripping over hippies.

[glock40sw]

G'day.

The mormons came calling just before Xmas. I was doing a little light reading.
When he offered me a copy of his book, I offered him mine.
Mine was "GLOCK: The new wave in combat handguns" by Peter Kasler.
He turned on his heel and they haven't come back yet.