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[rrich]

Mates, You are phenomenal! Most of your responses I would have never thought of.

[Carry Pine]

This has become a Trite On the silly side!

[woodhutt]

I asked SWMBO if she could contribute anything to this post. We share a tite bond when it comes to our chosen hobbies (although she looks on woodworking as more of a vise). Unfortunately, shellacs the necessary skills to engage in such wordplay.
Pete

[damian]

This protracted thread has splintered into the wrong vein. I figured it wood go this way. We need to hammer it onto a higher plane or we are screwed. Don't... wait for it... be a square.

A titebond is the glue that holds a marriage together..

[Carry Pine]

Some of these puns are so old I saw-dust around them.

[KBs PensNmore]

Thanks EVERYONE, the puns made me smile which I needed
Kryn

[Bob38S]

Congratulations to all of the above who managed to drill down into the data to enlighten us with their responses.

They obviously had the bit between their collective teeth.

[Carry Pine]

I have to be careful, they block plane speech on here and if I mentioned 'vice', it could be sent to the other Forum.

[rrich]

They obviously had the bit between their collective teeth.

Nah. Not a "BIT". . . .

But rather well anointed series 0f ice cubes and a bit of aged ethanol.

[clear out]

I’m worried about what your about to ply yourself with.
You’ll be in the Reno forum if you get plastered.
H.