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  1. 28th January 2015, 02:57 PM #16
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    Just adding to the tapestry of life or is that really just another stitch in time.
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    I think i need a gin after reading this...

    Made myself giggle, if you don't get it search for "cotton gin"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tritonitis View Post
    I think i need a gin after reading this...

    Made myself giggle, if you don't get it search for "cotton gin"...

    Yes, we got it.

    Looking at the latest jokes on here, it has me wondering what is looming on the horizon...
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  5. 28th January 2015, 07:01 PM #19
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    Its good to see Alan isn't the only one with a warped sense of humour and as he hasn't come back has he weft the building
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  7. 28th January 2015, 08:36 PM #20
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    I thought I could hear the opening line of "Dixie's Land" when I opened this thread.

    I could be mistaken as it could have been "Knights in White Satin".

    But, then again, I think I'll stick to denim or was that "Denim and Lace".

    Perhaps the whole thing has just been crocheted together.
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    Should take the pinking shears to this thread
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    would it be a horse joke if it was named fine ...
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    I'm out! I've run out of material on this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carry Pine View Post
    I'm out! I've run out of material on this one.

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    Well I guess that pretty much sews it up

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    you kidding me thats a worsted effort if ever I've seemed one.

    That means this will be a short thread its a wonder it hasn't been pulled already I wonder what Jenny would think of it let alone the cotton picking harvesters they might just bail up and hand over to the bleachers who'll dye laughing due to such a coloured thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    you kidding me thats a worsted effort if ever I've seemed one.

    That means this will be a short thread its a wonder it hasn't been pulled already I wonder what Jenny would think of it let alone the cotton picking harvesters they might just bail up and hand over to the bleachers who'll dye laughing due to such a coloured thread.
    bale, not bail
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAG View Post
    bale, not bail
    Let's not be nit picking about spelling when there's all that unpicking to do on this thread.

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  17. 29th January 2015, 09:48 PM #28
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    Did you hear about the Singer who sang "Janome?"

    I said Yep, you are Bernina's Brother who used to ride a Husqvarna.

    He said that's right but in those days I was only Pfaffing around on the road to ​Elna.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAG View Post
    bale, not bail
    In Alan's case its bail he should be arrested
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    Darn it! C'mon guys, mend your ways. The thread is getting patchy and off topic.

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