View Poll Results: What state do ya live in?

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  • Qld (what a beautiful place!)

    12 25.00%
  • NSW (but wish I lived in Qld)

    8 16.67%
  • Vic (but wish I lived in Qld)

    3 6.25%
  • Tas (but wish I lived in Qld)

    2 4.17%
  • S.A. (but wish I lived in Qld)

    1 2.08%
  • W.A. (but wish I lived in Qld)

    3 6.25%
  • N.T (but wish I lived in Qld)

    0 0%
  • In my shed (it's big enough to have its own postcode)

    3 6.25%
  • I don't want to disclose my location becasue I don't have a Foilee and am worried about the aliens finding me.

    5 10.42%
  • Some other patch of dirt somewhere

    11 22.92%
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  1. #16
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    In the shed, Melbourne
    Age
    53
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    G'day Knuclehead,

    Just don't pile those sandbags too high that I can't drive my car across next week and that you've moved any other deterants.
    I make things, I just take a long time.

    www.brandhouse.net.au

  2. #17
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
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    Sydney
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    I live in Sydney (far NW) but want to move to Canberra.
    I like Queenslanders but the weather sucks so bad I can bearly stand to visit.
    Ross
    Ross
    "All government in essence," says Emerson, "is tyranny." It matters not whether it is government by divine right or majority rule. In every instance its aim is the absolute subordination of the individual.

  3. #18
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Brisbane
    Age
    53
    Posts
    108

    Default The guards have been warned

    Quote Originally Posted by Chris!
    G'day Knuclehead,

    Just don't pile those sandbags too high that I can't drive my car across next week and that you've moved any other deterants.
    The guards will be awaiting your arrival.
    You have been flaged as a possible illegal and as such may be questioned, searched or beaten as necessary.
    (cavity searchs have turned out to be quite a good deterant)
    Specializing in O positive timber stains

  4. #19
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    In the shed, Melbourne
    Age
    53
    Posts
    0

    Default I have the correct ID

    G'day Knucklehead,

    It's OK I have the correct ID, I have my old Qld drivers licence on me. My intentions are good: I will be exporting some machinery back down across Mexico and into Antartica.

    The only questionable one is my wifey, she was a Mexican now a confirmed Antartican and I don't think she will recant her now adopted home.
    I make things, I just take a long time.

    www.brandhouse.net.au

  5. #20
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Near Bodgy, AlexS, Wongo & CraigB
    Age
    19
    Posts
    744

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    directly above the centre of the earth.
    Zed

  6. #21
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Canberra
    Age
    48
    Posts
    318

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    Quote Originally Posted by Different
    I live in Sydney (far NW) but want to move to Canberra.
    I like Queenslanders but the weather sucks so bad I can bearly stand to visit.
    Ross

    Lovely place here - it will be 9 degrees with possible snow showers tomorrow. Bring a beanie (foil lined of course)

    Trav
    Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen

  7. #22
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Canberra
    Age
    48
    Posts
    318

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    Queensland - only one hour and 100 years behind the rest of civilisation.
    Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen

  8. #23
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Blacktown, Western Sydney
    Age
    59
    Posts
    76

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    directly above the centre of the earth.
    I am also a Sydneysider and the house behind has two bannana trees with banannas on them.
    Maybe I live 50m south of "directly above the centre of the earth."

    Jon

  9. #24
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Canberra ACT
    Age
    71
    Posts
    0

    Thumbs up

    QLD?, Vic?, WA?,


    ACT is the only place to live. If we let the secret out we would be flooded.
    The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.


  10. #25
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Melbourne
    Age
    59
    Posts
    11

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    I really love Victoria, and dont even like visiting Queensland. Will probably retire to north coast of Tassie one day, but dont tell my wife. She might find me.

    Oh but I love Queenslanders.
    Matthew Hayden
    Andrew Symonds
    Kasper (cant spell it)
    Alan Border (I know he is originally NSW)
    Andy Bichel

    See the theme
    Thanks Kev.

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