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  1. #16
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    Heres one for you. A mum at school was telling us how her son the night before had told her to F*** O** and her husband heard it and gave the kid a walloping. Does not sound bad HUH. Well this was about 10 minutes after she had screamed at her son to Get the F*** over here.


    Double stands or what. I dont use that kind of language. If the occasional S**t slips out within ear shot of my kids I apologise.

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    I have been trying of late to say "Blast" instead of F...ing ..ell".
    I must only have said that once or twice in front of my 2yr old, but one day he dropped somehing and said F H. My jaw dropped and I have been saying blast ever since.
    Even when I hit my thumb.
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    I worked with female social workers and they could make wharfies blush, just in normal everyday conversation.
    If I hit my thumb my standard response is 'Oh woe am I'
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    What was it?

    Swearing is when you have run out of logical thought.

    Striking is when you have lost. :eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    I worked with female social workers and they could make wharfies blush
    A lot of female coppers are the same. It's like they are trying to be 'one of the boys' but it just makes them look stupid IMO. Luckily MrsP is one of the good ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanP
    It's like they are trying to be 'one of the boys' but it just makes them look stupid IMO.
    Dan
    Maybe they are not the only ones that look stupid - if they are trying to be 'one of the boys' - now you know what the 'boys" look like to others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanP
    A lot of female coppers are the same. It's like they are trying to be 'one of the boys' but it just makes them look stupid IMO. Luckily MrsP is one of the good ones.

    Dan
    Interesting, Dan.
    In my last few years at work we had 2 women come into what was and still is a male dominated area. I don't think I ever heard either of them swear. Most of us just watched our language for a while, then apologised when we said the wrong thing, but they said don't worry, so we didn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    I forgot to add that when ever you have a get together with , it is expected that you wash his feet and stumps in olive oil.
    And annoint them with the blood of a virgin, sounds off I know, but its what he expects.........:eek: Al
    And verily I say unto you dont forget the billy of hot, strong tea or thou wilst anger the great executioner and mayst have thy head lopeth off
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    Quote Originally Posted by fxst
    And verily I say unto you dont forget the billy of hot, strong tea or thou wilst anger the great executioner and mayst have thy head lopeth off
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