Things we'd like to do, but never have

[craigb]

Ok Gents

Turn down the house lighting, put on some cheesy music, sit down, relax, loosen your fly a little, pour yourself a drink.

'CAUSE I WANT TO BE A PORNO STAR!!!! :eek:

Cheers Rodger Ramalot.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Doesn't bear thinking about.

LMAO

[outback]

So does this mean all the people working for Centrelink are actors? :eek:


Next time Al take along your CV and show them you are qualified for the job, assuming of course you are.

[Sturdee]

So does this mean all the people working for Centrelink are actors? :eek:


Next time Al take along your CV and show them you are qualified for the job, assuming of course you are.

Much better if you gave them a personal demo rather than some CV.


Peter.

[ozwinner]

Haha

Al

[craigb]

Tim (sorry, Al) the tool man :eek:

[echnidna]

Haha

Al

Thatsa con job Al,
In the lower right corner of the foto I can see your belt holdin your jeans up.
Good start fer a wannabee star

[Gingermick]

I've always wanted to fill the milk crate on the back of my honda CT110 with glass bottles and throw them at cars whose drivers want to sit too close behind me at 90kph.

[ozwinner]

Thatsa con job Al,
In the lower right corner of the foto I can see your belt holdin your jeans up.
Good start fer a wannabee star

I think you need some new glasses Bob.
Thats the corner of the bed in the set.

Al

[echnidna]

Nifty editing Al

[journeyman Mick]

Al,
I reckon as a star, you'd make apretty good brickie! It's the singlet tan mate, not a good look. Like me, you've probably got the sockline halfway up your calves as well. I know I feel like a bit of a dork when I wear my deck shoes now, not like when I was young and single, working as a divemaster and tanned all over.

Mick

[Frosty]

I'd like to come back a man, then life would be easy.

Also best think for child pervert offenders is to give them to the parents for24hrs.

easy on the replys i'm a new member.

[Munga]

,

Did you ever go to the race meeting at Kingoonya back in the mad days where the lock up was a ring bolt to a b----dy big log and a hand cuff, you might have got locked up but you'd be plastered by the end of the day thanks to passing sympathisers, and you are sure right about the dust, but man they were good days.

Cheers Arch.

[AlexS]

Take the kids back to Mt Mulligan. It's over 50 years since I left there, but can still remember things about the place.

[Christopha]

I've always wanted to fill the milk crate on the back of my honda CT110 with glass bottles and throw them at cars whose drivers want to sit too close behind me at 90kph.

Me? I've always wanted to run right over that slow barsteward on the CT110 with the milk crate on the back.....

[Gingermick]

It was the power of the CT110 that's been holding you back