Dog Psychology

[jackiew]

Careful, the truth is leaking out. :eek:

Getting older is good. Its the only way you get to have birthdays. Got to stick another candle on the cake saturday week I LOVE having birthdays - people give me presents and tell me I don't look my age ( or that I don't act it anyway ).

I'm looking forwards to wearing purple

http://www.ladyjayes.com/oldwoman.html

[Iain]

I'm looking forwards to wearing purple

http://www.ladyjayes.com/oldwoman.html

Rinse???

[jackiew]

Rinse???

follow the link to the poem and all will be explained

I suspect that I won't be a nice little white haired old lady - although probably then I would be even less likely to be stopped in the street for going equipped to burgle - and maybe dog owners won't let fido attack me in the park so I guess it is worth considering. Fluorescent pink hair might be the go though, white should take bright colour dye pretty good

[Iain]

OK, I didn't notice the link, must be the chemicals in my Grecian 2000
Talking about going equipped, I was in court once where a defendant appeared who was picked up by police on the roof of a house, why was he up there, honest your Worship, I was looking for my dog (must have been a bird dog)
He broke both ankles when he jumped off trying to get away.
For memory I think he was found guilty of housebreaking.

[AlexS]

I have only recently learnt that you grab the back legs of dogs and pull backwards,

I've been reliably informed by a Kiwi friend that this works REALLY well with sheep.