The Tale of a Moron.

[fenderbelly]

A few years back my daughter bought me a thing from the National Geographic shop that looks like a tin of beans but the bottom unscrews and it's meant to hide your money in and put it in the cupboard along with the other tins, i'm frightened to use it because i know one day i will forget what it's for and maybe chuck it out.

[flicker]

Hello Kev Y.

You need to mark it on both ends, and top ,bottom and sides to be sure.

Even better is to mark it "PRIVATE" and when you need it ask the missus, she will know where it is (they forget nothing) and probally even be able to tell you whats in it.

regards flicker.

[wheelinround]

At the sons 2 weeks ago LOML had fed youngest grandson DiL put him on his bouncer after being burped. I went into another room came out looked at a set of keys on the kitchen bench near a book turned to the table got comfortable and asked where the little fellow was. DiL said right behind you turned around there he was right next t the keys and book on the bench in his bouncer.

[damian]

I put australian woodsmith magazine 59 in a safe place about a year ago. I've practically torn the house and shed apart trying to find it. Place I chose is REALLY safe...

[BRADFORD]

I feel better now, I thought it was just me!!

[The Bleeder]

Gave up putting things in a safe place. Now I just put them in the 'forgetful' place. That way I don't have to worry about where the safe place is.

[chambezio]

There is nothing wrong with my forgetterer its my rememberer that has the problem!!!!!!!!

BUT......SWMBO often interrogates the rest of us mere mortals to tell her what pass word she used to open some account in a computer program And when I say how would I know what the pass word is ....I might as well have thrown petrol on the fire

[underfoot]

And when I say how would I know what the pass word is

Apparently the easiest things to remember are the names of pets you had when you were between about 7 and 15 years old (no idea why).
hence..."underfoot"..the name of my cat when I was 10..