The Campain Launch

[Wood Borer]

Who is going to take this job though?

http://www.jobs.qld.gov.au/Search/Jo...sp?jobid=36119

[DanP]

Rocker is the Chairman. We can put him in a swinging seat.

Dan

[Grunt]

Who is going to take this job though?

That's definitely another job for . He already ensures that everyone complies.

[ozwinner]

Ok. Ive been thinking about this all day

Midge, minister for boats and Subs.
Stinky, minister for planing.
Mick, minister for fires and tourism, and RAS.
, minister for administration and axes.
Stoppers, minister for diplomatic affairs.
Neil, minister for communications.
WB, minister for birds.


Im out of ideas at the moment, stay tuned to this station.
We'll be right back after these massages.

Al

[ozwinner]

Second hand dealers and prostitution are lumped under the same catergory as far as the ATO are conserned. :eek:


Al

[Sturdee]

Ok. I've been thinking about this all day

If you want to be PM you better stop doing that. Prime Ministers just do what the're told.


Peter.

[ozwinner]

Sturdee, Diplomatic attache to France.


Al

[Wood Borer]

Al,

Is this it?

Birds - Flying things - Planes

[ozwinner]

Very good.

But no.
I was thinking along the lines of DT's.

But minister of transport it is.

Al

[Wood Borer]

Do I get a gold pass for the No 75 Tram after I retire?

[ozwinner]

No, but I can get you a new hip replacement.


Al

[bitingmidge]

Sturdee, Diplomatic attache to France.

Nah... Sturdee should head up the war ministry :eek

Joe the Seppo could be leader of the opposition (Where is Joe?)

Ralph could be the backbencher in charge of Question Time!

Soundman could be the Speaker of the house.

Wayne Davy would be a sitter for the Weather portfolio.

Shane could be a spy, monitoring all incoming posts!!

What about an opposition really, and what about a bit of equal opportunity here boys and girls??





P

[vsquizz]

I'd like to make the shadow cabinet (I made a shadow board once). But what do I make it out of???. I was thinking chipboard, (no backbone)...???. And maybe a new medic (care) cabinet. I saw the old one a while back, it seems everybody keep ramming money into it but its coming apart at the joints...They should have been dovetailed.

Oh.. and I think Driver should be the minister for transport...or Ambassador to France..have to have a few sandgropers on the front bench you know.

Cheers

[Grunt]

Gemi-babe should be Minister for Rats & Mice. It'll get a female and a sandgroper on the front bench at the same time. Kill two stones with one bird.

[vsquizz]

I was thinking the Al and Midge could form the ministry for De-railing but in hindsight I think Bob Carr has done a pretty good job in that regard.

I was also going to ask if I could nominate SWMBO for Whip but I thought that this may draw too many illicit responses from some of the nominees so I wont mention that....:eek:


Cheers