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  1. 17th December 2009, 03:04 PM #16
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    LOL.

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    The redneck flattens a fine looking slab by first slurping and then stomping.
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    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
    We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
    Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?
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  3. 17th December 2009, 04:22 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by glock40sw View Post
    He just grabs a hot VB off the tree...
    Called Kimberley cold, if you cant drink them you actually arent thirsty. About the only way to drink Emu Bitter
    "We must never become callous. When we experience the conflicts ever more deeply we are living in truth. The quiet conscience is an invention of the devil." - Albert Schweizer

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  4. 17th December 2009, 04:28 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by damian View Post
    I see your mate has a stash of cans ready for building his Christmas tree.
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  5. 17th December 2009, 04:47 PM #20
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    I know I live in the sticks near a small town, but there is a Christmas display in town made of beer cans....pics in the morning.
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    He's not my mate, I'm not good looking enough to hang about with that type....
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
    We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
    Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?
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  7. 17th December 2009, 05:03 PM #22
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    Your house still has the"WIDE LOAD" sign on the back same on the Missus
     Your Wife still has the"WIDE LOAD" sign on Her back
     You got stopped by a Cop He asked you if you had an I.D.And you said, 'Bout What?'
     Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
    If you can burp and say your name at the same time, you're shur'nuff a redneck.
    Your father executes the "pull my finger"
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  8. 17th December 2009, 07:30 PM #23
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    Your father executes the "pull my finger"
    trick during Christmas dinner.

    I do that too...

    All the kids love it..
    Hooroo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glock40sw View Post
    Your father executes the "pull my finger"
    trick during Christmas dinner.

    I do that too...

    All the kids love it..
    You obviously represent a sub species Glock.
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    There are more beer cans on the ground next to your trailer than there are in it.
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    GLOCK- do you park the car on the nature strip (vic name for what some others call a verge I think) because of too much broken glass and rubbish hiding in the long grass up your drive
    Do the neighbours mention to you often about the smells coming from your place --and you think they are talking about the bosses fine cooking
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    Quote Originally Posted by AUSSIE View Post
    GLOCK- do you park the car on the nature strip (vic name for what some others call a verge I think) because of too much broken glass and rubbish hiding in the long grass up your drive
    Do the neighbours mention to you often about the smells coming from your place --and you think they are talking about the bosses fine cooking
    In retrospect, his avatar is a bit of a give-away. He sounds like a gun-totin', corn-pipe-smokin', cousin-pokin', finger-pullin' kind of guy.
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  13. 18th December 2009, 09:44 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodwould View Post
    In retrospect, his avatar is a bit of a give-away. He sounds like a gun-totin', corn-pipe-smokin', cousin-pokin', finger-pullin' kind of guy.

    You been spying over my fence, Woodwould???
    And stop oggling my cousin Dorreen. She's all mine....And my brothers...And grandpappy's.......and cousin Bob's too, even if she is his sister.

    I gotta go load some ammo is case them thar city folk come sniffen around cousin Dorreen. Now where did I leave the banjo.
    Hooroo.
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    As promised....a pic of the Avoca beer can decorations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by watson View Post
    As promised....a pic of the Avoca beer can decorations.
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