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Thread: What's your ideal occupation?
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20th July 2004, 04:41 PM #16
That's SIR!!......Not CUR
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I don't know.
Suicide Bomber................ :eek:
If I use my Signiture name
Alien Navigator..................I do not know where this is going :confused:
If I use "Count",
it's "Anything where you can kiss ass"
Gimme a break
:mad: :mad:
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20th July 2004, 04:59 PM #17
Be inspired. Be creative. Be bold.
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I get to be a Lumberjack!
Well as long as it is not part of Monty Python and I don't have to sing....
Regards from Perth
Derek
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20th July 2004, 05:13 PM #18
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Yahoo.
Originally Posted by JobPredictor
Biiiiiiiiiiiiig smirk Originally Posted by JobPredictor
Hah, you losers.
Does life get any sweeter.. Originally Posted by JobPredictor
Bob Willson
The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.
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20th July 2004, 05:29 PM #19
Pancakeus Incredibulus
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Oh no....Bearded Lady at the Circus..:eek:
Squizzy
"It is better to be ignorant and ask a stupid question than to be plain Stupid and not ask at all" {screamed by maths teacher in Year 8}
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20th July 2004, 05:43 PM #20
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Or using my christian names and surname I could be either a "hypnotist", "bunjee jumper", "litter warden" or "anything where you can kiss ass". Originally Posted by Eastie
No wonder I retired early because I was doing all of the above whilst working as a bean counter.
Peter.
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20th July 2004, 08:54 PM #21
I'm proof, there is a Dog
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Real Name = Brain Surgeon
Grunt = Satan
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20th July 2004, 10:27 PM #22
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I'm supposed to be good at the job I do now!!
But it didnt tell me which one of the jobs I do now!!
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20th July 2004, 10:29 PM #23
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Though if it was all up to me I would like to be Vice President!!
Just drooling about it ... in charge of all that vice!!
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20th July 2004, 11:18 PM #24
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Screen name: office gopher (yeah right)
fiirst name: nun (I don't think so!)
nick name: 2nd hand car salesman (not a chance!)
full name: Head teacher (well, maybe
"If you need a machine today and don't buy it,
tomorrow you will have paid for it and not have it."
- Henry Ford 1938
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21st July 2004, 09:14 AM #25
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Allan, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.
Al, Your ideal job is a God.
Allan Russell, Your ideal job is a Evil boss.
ozwinner, Your ideal job is a Reality TV Show star.
I think Ill take the first option
Al
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21st July 2004, 09:51 AM #26
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hmm....
name I'm known as to most people ... mime artist
name as given at birth ... housekeeper
login name here .... litter warden
title i use if I play any computer games .... village idiot!!!!
how come i don't get any of the good onesno-one said on their death bed I wish I spent more time in the office!
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21st July 2004, 10:28 AM #27
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Could be worse, you could be the asre-end of a horse like me
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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21st July 2004, 10:52 AM #28
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Driver gets to be an Air Stewardess (?) - I thought they called them Cabin Attendants these days :confused:
Captain Crabtree is apparently a Dietician. 'Good Moaning! Stip ooting all that unheelthy foad!"
My real name(s) gets to choose between Street Sweeper and Quiz Show Contestant.
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21st July 2004, 10:16 PM #29
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John.....Top Gun Pilot ...couldn't fly S*^t
Full name same as above
Johnno ...........airsteward(ess) :eek:
Cheers
Johnno
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21st July 2004, 10:31 PM #30
Purveyor of fine brews
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Mine are
"Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero. "
Traffic Warden
Rabbit SlayerRegards,
BigPop
(I never get lost, because everyone tells me where to go!!!)
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