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  1. #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shedhand View Post
    If I was a horse I'd be put down.
    Could I have some of the pearl glue to remember you by?
    Cheers,

    Bob



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashore View Post
    You forgot to ask if there was any cheep 12mm ply going er by the way mike is there
    But we would need his sander to get rid ofall the blood stains

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    Mate thats not good, hope you have a speedy recovery!
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    G'day Mike,

    Strewth that'd hurt, it makes me cringe at the thought - much worse than the Zombie lumberjack flick on SBS right now.

    The thought of breaking bones and hearing the crunch

    Hope you get back in the shed soon.
    I make things, I just take a long time.

    www.brandhouse.net.au

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    The curse of sheddie
    Whew I thought you were gonna say something like
    "I done a Dingo today"

    and show a bloody gaping wound... okay so "doing a sheddie" is to drop something and break a bone right? preferably an ankle but any bone will be a good substitute... and "doing a dingo" is to cut hack drill or otherwise slice dice and chomp a bodily extention right?

    Just so were clear that is

    Oh and not having broken any bones (other than my pinky finger in Derby bein a smartass openin several stubbies at once while riding a damned horse... coulda been worse ) But having much expertise at the searing pain and agony produced by the slash and dice method I will just say

    Hope it gets well soon mate... and heres hoping its just BADLY bruised and not busted... well not too bad anyways
    Believe me there IS life beyond marriage!!! Relax breathe and smile learn to laugh again from the heart so it reaches the eyes!!


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    Best of luck, Mike. I hope you get well soon. Catch up on your reading and writing.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gra View Post
    ... a bunch of flowers ...
    That's all A BIG bunch of flowers, nice dinner, lots of hugs, anything else you can think of.

    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

  7. #22
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    I think my toys are missing me...I can hear them calling.....
    Swelling hasn't gone down yet. Starting to put a bit of weight on the ankle now. Bluddy painful....
    Thanks for all the kind words...much appreciated.
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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    Sheddie, have you tried using the lambs wool buff on the 150/3 and massaging in some voltarin or deep heat

  9. #24
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    Mike, you are following RICE, arn't you?

    Rest
    Ice 20 min on, 40 off
    Compression
    Elevation
    Pat
    Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. Mark Twain

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    Default get well

    Sorry to hear about your accident Shedhand. I hope you can get back in the shed soon. I can hear your tools from here!

    jas
    "... it is better to succeed in originality than to fail in imitation" (Herman Melville's letters)

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    Mike

    I saw this appear on the forums and I just didn't want to think of what might have happened to you...

    Keep the thing up and ice it as Pat said.

    I don't suppose you've thought of getting an X-ray done - wonderful new technology which will show if the bone is busted. I think the machine has made its way to Tassie......

    Look after yourself (and see if exSWMBO will bring a couple of your festools into the house so you can stroke them like cats) and get well.
    Cheers

    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat View Post
    Mike, you are following RICE, arn't you?

    Rest
    Ice 20 min on, 40 off
    Compression
    Elevation
    I'm home alone so I get the rest, the compression and the elevation ok. But for the ice I just kick the doona off for half an hour then back on. Its cold here at the moment. I'm also gently flexing the ankle while i'm laying down and it seems to be freeing up a bit. Still painful but hopefully nothings broken - could be chipped though. Guess I'll have a better idea by Sunday. If its only soft tissue then it should be a lot better by then else its off to the ortho (again - those buggers love to inflict pain ).
    Cheers
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    Sorry to hear it mate.

    I bet the neighbours got to hear words like, golly, gee whiz, oh dear, damn etc.

    Hope you have a speedy recovery.

    Regards,
    Bob

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    Sorry to hear it mate.

    I bet the neighbours got to hear words like, golly, gee whiz, oh dear, damn etc.

    Hope you have a speedy recovery.

    Regards,
    Bob
    It was dark wet and late and if they heard me it was more like ARRRGHHHHH. ARRRGGGGHHHH. ARGGHHHHHHH. ad nauseum
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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    Default Bloody hell.

    Sheddie???? Gawwd !

    Bloody hell. You did it good huh?

    You'll have to muster up some of the forumites to come over to finish the renos.
    And they musn't your wife off. Gawwd. Adrenilan rush alright!

    Hope the pain go's soon.

    How you gonna get the beer from the fridge?

    Be well......Tony.
    Don't pass them by! Be daring and caring!

    Dampen their misery....sit with them and talk a little.

    Buy them something to eat and a tram fare to a local mission.
    I'm so lucky that I've somewhere to live and have family support.

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