Dont ya just hate it when...

[Flowboy]

Your so bored with your job you just cant be bothered?

You have more bills than you have pay?

You have things you want to do with your life and know your just dreaming?

Everything you own seems to break or malfunction?

Your chooks crap on the doorstep and you only realise after you step in it?

(Feel free to add your own)

1. Only once and I was gone before they knew i'd started

2. Since I don't earn income, almost always

3. No. If I want to do it, I'll find out how and anyway, my current frame of mind says I'm past my use by date so ....

4. Yep and it really gives me the dry runs.

5. Don't have chooks, but I've got the bottom half of a chick that fell from grace and was half eaten by "The Scanner" and the rest offered to me. Its sitting at the back door and for some reason, SWMBO wants it relocated. Its not like its moving or mouldy or anything!

May the Bluebird of Happiness Shyte on your shoulders, or better.

Christmas Fishes

Rob

[MurrayD99]

Is Friday going to be Thursday? Be a shame to knock-off for the year and still only on page 1. Anyway, Friday night, few beers, then go caress the saw.

[bennylaird]

Maybe we can get a special consideration early start to the Friday thread if we ask nicely?

Would keep the other threads from drivel and after all it's a silly season week?

[Wongo]

Benny, what's your care factor at the moment? Mine has dropped to 0 a few weeks ago.

Let me out let me out.

[Wongo]

Maybe we can get a special consideration early start to the Friday thread if we ask nicely?

Can't see why not. Just have to use a clever title thats all.

[bennylaird]

What about "Stealth Friday"?

[Gra]

Benny, what you need is to go and "Test Drive" one of those new Trumpies in Peter Stevens front window

P.S. been there done that, told them to take it and shove it....

[bennylaird]

Stop it Gra, your making my mouth water. Need to get my license quick..........

[jmk89]

I hate it when the illness that is serious enough to mean that you can't go to work also means that you can't go and do shed things (Currently I am laid up in bed with the worst attack of gout I have ever had - painkillers just keep the pain below screaming in agony and the thought of the pain in my right big toe from standing up at the bench makes my eyes water). Bugger,Bugger, Bugger:mad: :mad: :mad:
And so many projects I want to do.....Bugger, bugger bugger:mad: :mad: :mad:




In case you missed it - I am feeling sorry for myself and want to say Bugger, bugger bugger:mad: :mad:

[Wongo]

Oi Oi Oi

[bennylaird]

Bugr mate, feel for ya. Doesn't gout mean giving up red wine as well?:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Flowboy]

. Anyway, Friday night, few beers, then go caress the saw.

Murray, is that "She Who Whines", or have you guys abandoned sheep for other things more politically correct? I can't keep up with Kiwi culture. :confused:

Rob

[Honorary Bloke]

Sometimes the angst in these threads so overwhelms me that I reach for my translation of Nietzsche and read a few chapters of Thus Spake Zarathustra and when I have done with that I always come to the realisation that there is, indeed, at least one writer more twisted than those on this Forum. But just the one. :eek:

[jmk89]

Bugr mate, feel for ya. Doesn't gout mean giving up red wine as well?:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Fortunately not, just drink in moderation (diuretic which increases uric acid concentration), keep off the liver, kidney.brains and other offal, tinned fish and rich dairy and drink water. And take the tablets...

[MurrayD99]

Murray, is that "She Who Whines", or have you guys abandoned sheep for other things more politically correct? I can't keep up with Kiwi culture. :confused:

Rob

Relax, only got a few wethers anyway. Just had them shorn. Last year the wool cheque was $35 I think....

Saw... big blue one.... not so much a whine as a powerful purr!

Nothing wrong with us!