A Question of Warranty.

[AlexS]

Is no one taking this seriously?

[Clinton1]

Jeezs mate, time to sort out your life if your ringgear is rejecting YOU!

[Termite]

Thanks mates for helping me make light of something that , having been through it once, is quite frankly terrifying the crap out of me.

[ozwinner]

See, this is what the Diggers fought for, for the right for you to get a new bum, and be proud of it..

I hope all goes well for you..

Al

[Bodgy]

Ask for a rebate.

Shouldn't that be a redate?????????

[Toolin Around]

Can I make a request?

Please please!! no pictures:eek:

[Rocker]

Termite,

In the days before a/c was common in vehicles, hemorrhoids were an occupational disease of geologists; in those days, the treatment of choice was to strangle them with rubber bands. It was as painful as hell and didn't work; so I know what you have already suffered. I would hate to go through it a second time. Good luck.

Rocker

[scooter]

Gday Termi, here's a new colon for yer :

Seriously, mate, hope it's all OK and you need no warranty claims this time.

Oh, have attached a couple of newies for you


Cheers.................Sean

[Ashore]

Pity my old dad's gone you could have worked for him & when you stuffed up he would have torn you a new one free of charge

[coastie]

You need a good proctoligist they are always lookinh up old mates,!or is that dates?:eek:

[silentC]

the treatment of choice was to strangle them with rubber bands

:eek: :eek: :eek:

That's just too horrible to contemplate. Thanks for the mental picture, Rocker!

[Ironwood]

the treatment of choice was to strangle them with rubber bands.
Rocker

did you manage to put them on yourself, or did the offsider have to help?

[bennylaird]

no no too much info....................

[AlexS]

Termite, this is obviously worrying you. You should call your doctor immediately. If he's busy, get him to give you a ring back.

[Bleedin Thumb]

Termite,

In the days before a/c was common in vehicles, hemorrhoids were an occupational disease of geologists; in those days, the treatment of choice was to strangle them with rubber bands. It was as painful as hell and didn't work; so I know what you have already suffered. I would hate to go through it a second time. Good luck.

Rocker

Hi Rocker,
Having spent quite a few years doing mineral exploration in FNQ I can fully understand the connection between geology and hemorrhoids:eek: But why would a/c help ?

Speaking of rings this morning I finaly got the courage up to go to the doctor to get the prostate checked out. After the doctor pulled on the rubber glove all my courage soon vanished when he started to mumble... submit Dorothy submit:eek:

Good Luck Termite!