Allan From Wallen

[Allan at Wallan]

Howdy all,
Thank you for your interest in my wellbeing - this
was not something I expected.

The story so far:
I saw my surgeon and said the waterworks were not
working properly. He put on his rubber glove and
made an inspection. He concluded that an operation
was the best way to go. I asked him to put his
glove on his other hand. When he asked me why
I said, "I want a second opinion".

When I checked the Sun newspaper the next day
I noticed that Sam Newman had made the front
page ... it was a bit disappointing for me as I
couldn't even make the death columns.
Even though I have no time for Sam I hope he makes
a good recovery as it is more serious than my
condition.

Will be back in the shed soon and will try to get
a couple of jokes on the Forum site shortly.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[Barry_White]

Good to see you back Allan. What about the big chested blonde nurse.

[Sturdee]

Good to see your operation went well and that soon you'll be back and hopefully with better jokes


I'm getting ready for mine.


Peter.

[Allan at Wallan]

Good to see you back Allan. What about the big chested blonde nurse.

Don't remember her at all.
Must have come in after they gave me
the anaesthetic and disappeared before
I came back to the land of the living.

Pity! She sounded good though.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[tea lady]

Her humming will haunt your dreams?

[Allan at Wallan]

Apologies to everyone.
Unfortunately things took a turn for the worse
and I had to make an emergency trip back to
the hospital.
Four days there this week and I returned home
yesterday (Thursday).
Things are on the improve so hopefully all ok
from here on.
Thank you to the special Emails I have received
over the last couple of weeks or so ... it is nice
to know there are still people who care.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[tea lady]

Close call? Don't do that again! Good to see you still here for a bit longer.

[Calm]

Another trip to hospital, that is no good Allan.

Did you find the big chested blond this time??????

[Gra]

Allan good to see ya back and healthy.

You might not be able to make into the death notices, but you always make it into the funny pages here

[weisyboy]

glad to see your feeling better. the jokes section hasent been the same without you.

im ok so far calm if i get sick you betta watch your back.

[wheelinround]

Allan you rest this time after what you went through the 2nd time you deserve it.

I think you should put your experience in the thread I sent you not to scare or freighten but to make people aware.

Keep smiling and the jokes coming

Ray