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Thread: Famous Quotes
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13th November 2006, 08:54 PM #16
Has anyone heard of the old Speewah quotes? The Speewah is a mythical cattle/sheep station in Australian folklore where everything is "the biggest". I love them, here's a couple drawn from memory:
The shearing shed was so big that it took two men and a boy just to see it....
There was a man who worked there that was so tall that he had to climb a ladder just to have a shave....
There was a Kelpie there that was so fast that every third time it ran around a mob of sheep it had to jump over itself ....
Well, I like'em
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13th November 2006, 09:11 PM #17
Overheard by my Dad when young,
One old bloke talking to another said that theres nothing rarer than rocking horse s#it
The other blokes reply was, Yep, the steam rising off it.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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13th November 2006, 09:12 PM #18You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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awesome quote:
marge: dont do it, you'll kill us all
homer: or die trying
true quote:
forest gump's mamma: stupid is a stupid doesS T I R L O
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13th November 2006, 09:14 PM #19
short and sweet
Eternity
Arthur Stace
A reformed alcoholic who for 35 years was inspired to write the word 'Eternity' in perfect copperplate in chalk on the streets of Sydney.
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13th November 2006, 09:40 PM #20
I don't know which commentator said it but I swear I heard one of them utter this immortal line at the end of this year's Melbourne Cup
"Of course, we shouldn't forget that the horse deserves a lot of the credit for this win."
Wha...?!? :confused:Driver of the Forums
Lord of the Manor of Upper Legover
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13th November 2006, 09:47 PM #21
This man pushes doors marked "Pull"
From an Army Annual Personnel report
Regards,
Noel
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13th November 2006, 10:19 PM #22
"If I don't see you thru the week, I'll see you thru the window". From a radio program called "Taxi" made in the UK many years ago.
Les
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13th November 2006, 10:49 PM #23
These tax cuts are in L. A. W. Law
Paul Keeting
Ps ( we never got them )
No Child Shall Ever Live In Poverty ( Bob Hawke )
He's so fast he can turn the light out and be in bed before it gets dark ( Jack Gibson about Andrew Ettinghausen )
In the morning madam I will be sober but you will still be ugly
And if this was open slather there are Three Imortals
Begining With The Checks In The MailAshore
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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13th November 2006, 11:00 PM #24
my eighty something year old neighbor telling me about his late wife.
"she was so beautiful you'd hide in the grass for days just to watch her walk by"
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14th November 2006, 02:21 AM #25
a west indies v england test match
"the bowlers Holding,the batsman's Willey"
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14th November 2006, 01:19 PM #26
My Grandmother to my Balding father, "Bob, you should grow a beard and pull your head in!".... nowadays she could use it me if she was still around
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14th November 2006, 01:36 PM #27
I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger.
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14th November 2006, 01:37 PM #28
or...
busy? I'm as busy as a one-legged ####-kicker with 1000 arses to kick...
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14th November 2006, 01:59 PM #29
I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck.
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14th November 2006, 02:09 PM #30
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