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  1. 14th April 2006, 07:22 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by ss_11000
    i still dont get it
    Gene Pitney was a singer popular in the 50's and 60's. He sang a song called 24 Hours from Tulsa ( a town somewhere in the USA. Tulsa rhymes with Balsa ( a very soft wood and easy to work.

    Pitney died in Wales last week after a concert.

    The joke is, it takes a week to build a coffin from oak but "Only 24 hours from Balsa" ryhmes with Tulsa.
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    i get it now...........but i dont find it funny :eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by ss_11000
    i get it now...........but i dont find it funny :eek:
    Should have asked your Granddad
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    Quote Originally Posted by ss_11000
    i get it now...........but i dont find it funny :eek:
    The older you get the funnier death becomes...............
    Because your time is getting closer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    The older you get the funnier death becomes...............
    Because your time is getting closer...

    Al
    death is already funny. :eek: ................................speaking of death, someone ( cant remember who:confused: ) once told me; 'ppl dont fear the dark, and death, they fear the unknown' think about it
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    Absolutely coorect Stirlo

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss_11000
    ........................... 'ppl dont fear the dark, and death, they fear the unknown' think about it
    I don't get it :confused:
    If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.
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  8. 14th April 2006, 09:28 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gumby
    I don't get it :confused:
    are u being serious or ripping me off
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    NAAA he's been sitting so close to the heater the plasticine is starting to soften.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ss_11000
    are u being serious or ripping me off
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    c'mon mate, this is your old Uncle Gumby talking.
    Would I take the pi55 out of you ?
    If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.
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    only when the opportunity arises!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gumby
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    c'mon mate, this is your old Uncle Gumby talking.
    Would I take the pi55 out of you ?
    probably.......

    na...your cool
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    OH dear seems we nned to have a funeral.


    seems the understanding of subtle humour died with the last generation.:confused:



    Blame the Americans they never "got" subtle anything, especialy humour.
    Any thing with sharp teeth eats meat.
    Most powertools have sharp teeth.
    People are made of meat.
    Abrasives can be just as dangerous as a blade.....and 10 times more painfull.
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    Pity they discontinued the practise of bloodletting to remove excess humours.
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    Default 24 pieces of balsa?????

    Gene who?????????????
    I tried to be normal once.
    Worst 2 minutes of my life.
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