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4th July 2008, 09:15 PM #16
Here's another oldie then
An alien ship lands on earth and takes control of the place.
An alien walks out of the ship and places two spheres on the ground, one has a hollow and one has a red circle painted on it.
He approaches the group watching him and points to a man in the crowd - "come forward" he says. The man separates from the group and nervously approached the alien.
The alien then puts the spheres down in front of the man, turns to the crowd and says:
"There are two spheres in front of this being, he must choose one. Not choosing will result in destruction of the planet. Choosing the wrong sphere will result in the destruction of the planet. Choosing the right sphere will result in the salvation of you all.
"We seeded life on this planet many years ago. If the experiment has succeeded, and a certain basic level of intelligence has been achieved, you will survive, if not, this planet will be destroyed immediately."
The man looked at the two spheres in front of him. The one with the hollow, on his left, seemed to be throbbing and pulsating. The other, with the red circle painted on the top, seemed to be giving off heat.
To save the earth, which sphere does he choose, and why.
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4th July 2008, 09:24 PM #17
the one with the line on it.
the other is not a sphere.
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4th July 2008, 09:33 PM #18
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4th July 2008, 09:34 PM #19
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4th July 2008, 09:37 PM #20
how can a sphere have a hole in it?
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4th July 2008, 09:41 PM #21
Hollow, not hole
hollow
hollowly, adverb. hollowness, noun.
/'holoh/.
adjective
1. having a hole or cavity within; not solid; empty: a hollow ball.
2. having a depression or concavity: a hollow surface.
3. sunken, as the cheeks or eyes.
4. (of sound) not resonant; dull, muffled, or deep: a hollow voice.
5. without substantial or real worth; vain: a hollow victory.
6. insincere or false: hollow compliments.
7. hungry.
noun
8. an empty space within anything; a hole; a depression or cavity.
9. a valley: the hollow of a hill.
verb (t)
10. to make hollow.
verb (i)
11. to become hollow.
adverb
12. in a hollow manner.
phrase
13. beat hollow, Colloquial to defeat utterly or completely: *'Beats me,' said the Sergeant, when his benefactor had departed, 'Beats me hollow ... ' - NOURMA HANDFORD, 1953.
14. feel hollow (inside), to be lacking physical or emotional strength.
15. have hollow legs, Colloquial to have a prodigious appetite.
16. hollow out,
a. to form by making something hollow: to hollow out a depression.
b. to form a cavity in: to hollow out a tree trunk.
[Middle English hol(o)u, holw(e) (noun, adjective), Old English holh hollow (place)]
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4th July 2008, 09:44 PM #22
the sepher was hollow. i read it as having a holow on the outside. planets aint hollow there full of red stuff.
hot dang thats it
the one with teh redring because its like the earth.
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4th July 2008, 09:48 PM #23
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5th July 2008, 08:09 AM #24
he turns to the alien and says'
" I choose the sphere that will result in our salvation"
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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6th July 2008, 12:49 AM #25
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6th July 2008, 11:52 AM #26
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6th July 2008, 04:32 PM #27
The one on the left, cause spheres don't have tops
Or the one on the right because Mr Alien says "Choosing the right sphere will result in the salvation of you all."
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6th July 2008, 06:47 PM #28
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6th July 2008, 10:00 PM #29
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6th July 2008, 10:25 PM #30
I did? Coool.. That 140 IQ is working for me
Hrrrm...
Weisyboy walks into a bar
What is the problem there?
why dose everybody pick on carl
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