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  1. #16
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    Its not a good idea to tease chimps. They're nasty little B's.
    Just a couple of weeks ago, one of Zed's kin attacked a guy and his wife at an animal refuge. Ripped out the guy's eye and bit off his foot, a finger and his testimonials. Definitely not nice! And all because the chimp wanted a share of the birthday cake they'd brought for another chimp. So if Zed ever asks you for a birthday cake, give it to him.

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    Its not a good idea to tease chimps. They're nasty little B's.
    Just a couple of weeks ago, one of Zed's kin attacked a guy and his wife at an animal refuge. Ripped out the guy's eye and bit off his foot, a finger and his testimonials. Definitely not nice! And all because the chimp wanted a share of the birthday cake they'd brought for another chimp. So if Zed ever asks you for a birthday cake, give it to him.

    Does make Zed and Ozwinner's sex life interesting though.

    So Grunt, Do yer rekkon Zed is NotRalph too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Could be. I reckon I'd ralph it I saw the mating ritual between Zed and Oz.

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    all I wanted to know if there was an instant message facility on this BBS.

    talk about hijack!!! ,now oz and I are bug**ering each other!!!

    I have far better taste - me prefer jane not tarzan's native sidekick...
    Last edited by Zed; 15th March 2005 at 08:36 AM.
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    Zed

    There is no instant messaging facility on vBulletin (the software that runs this forum). However, if you have instant messaging via another service, eg Yahoo or MSN etc, you can enter the details in your profile and an extra icon appears under your name with a link to your instant messaging service. But it does need both sender and receiver to set it up, which means that really the answer is no.
    They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now.
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    Default Shoot The Messenger

    http://grc.com/stm/shootthemessenger.htm

    and when you have done that, go here and chill out Zed;

    http://www.virtualcities.com/ons/0rec/06pancak.htm

    Cheers
    Squizzy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    I'm pretty sure that Zed has the hots for Ozwinner. The more he denies it the more it rings true.
    Jealous Grunt??
    Never mind, you can give me a hug next Saturday, if your coming to the shindig that is.

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    Yup, looking forward to that hug! Are foilies the dress standard?
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    Why of course, you wont get past security without it.
    That goes for your missus too.

    Al

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    Geeez you girls, if I'd known there were going to be HUGS there, I would have postponed the wedding and crawled over barbed wire to get there!!


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    Next time Midge. Ill save a hug for you.

    Ohhh, and yeah, I hope you are wearing the foily with pride at the wedding.
    I expect piccys.


    Al

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    Hi Ozwinner,

    Seems Grunts crowbar must have worked has your back in cirulation again.
    woody U.K.

    "Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them." ~ Abraham Lincoln

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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna
    So Grunt, Do yer rekkon Zed is NotRalph too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    No he ain't.....you guys havn't even come close to getting the identity of 'NotRalph'......

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    Sounds like Shane is bragging...... hmmm is he NotRalph? :eek: :eek:
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    What happened to NotRalph anyway?

    Didn't have much staying power did he/she?

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    Just have a feeling he ran outa serious questions.
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