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    spell checker should be in the bookcase shouldn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jow104 View Post
    Just a quickie, I have also just got my PC back today but I cannot find the spell checker, how do I install that please?
    I can type faster than her, but not so accurately.
    I hev kno yewse fore spelchekr - doo ok withowt it.

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    You two comedians above should come up here, dont see much of Rolf H. these days on tv, I reckon you would make your fortune.

    woody U.K.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jow104 View Post
    You two comedians above should come up here, dont see much of Rolf H. these days on tv, I reckon you would make your fortune.

    Sorry Jow, John and I tried our hand at being comedians once
    but we gave it up after one night ... people were laughing at us.

    Allan
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    The first time Alan's mum clapped eyes on her new baby, she thought he looked a bit funny.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    The first time Alan's mum clapped eyes on her new baby, she thought he looked a bit funny.
    I remember it well.

    I was the lightest baby ever born at Warburton Hospital
    ... they put me on the scales and I "blew off".

    Allan
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    Slippery little sucker
    Have a good one
    Keith

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