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  1. 1st August 2006, 03:24 PM #16
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    Better change your brand of orange juice then WB.
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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    Yep

    Must be going bad in my old age, I tend to drink either beer or red wine rather than the cocktails.
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    Green Stubby?
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    Milwaukee drill (red, of course)
    Workbench Project.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS
    Green plane. Guess this proves I'm not an American.
    Green plane.

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    Red Drill :eek: :eek:
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    purple hammer
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    AAAAAARRRRRGGGG!!! I'M A SEPPO!!!:eek:
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    Green chisel, dunno why.
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    Orange Triton WC! I don't own one anymore, but I was just reading a thread about tritons. Just goes to show that 98% of Americans must be very unimaginative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Felder
    Only cause I'm surrounded by them.
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    How much would I need to part with for a K3?
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    Red shovel, same as when the bride sprung this one on me.


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    Green Hammer, thank the great spirit I am NOT a YANK!
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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    Red lathe .... red is the colour of my smoking jacket.
    (not that I smoke, don't smoke kiddies)
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    Red plane....
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