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  1. #16
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    Not very feminine , definitely descriptive , don't know the origin ... but probably some farm person

    "Useless as t1ts on a bull"

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    One of my uncles is fond of saying:

    'Better than a slap in the guts with a wet spade'

    Kinda like it in a weird way - no idea where it came from and don't care too much either way

    Another one:

    'I'd trust him about as far as I could comfortably spit a dead rat'

    Not sure if anyone's actually tried that one
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarrylF

    'I'd trust him about as far as I could comfortably spit a dead rat'

    Not sure if anyone's actually tried that one
    Well, not comfortably anyway.
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    Default favourite saying

    Well not really my favourite but definitely most used.


    "OUCH!!!!!"
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    Default Favourite saying

    "Off like Annie's knickers"

    No idea who Annie was, but had to stop saying it when I had a colleague who's wife was named Annie & had a bit of a reputation.
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    I object.

    Even if its not objectionable, so I can hear my own voice and stop taking notes for a minute or so....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tikki
    "Useless as t1ts on a bull"
    This saying has never made any sense to me. If a bull had them or lets say a man had them, most women would put that man to good use I imagine.

    "Useful as a lactating man"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed

    jebi se kurac


    but I use "pitchka ti materna" more often....

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    Quote Originally Posted by boban
    This saying has never made any sense to me. If a bull had them or lets say a man had them, most women would put that man to good use I imagine.
    Whoa too deep for me.

    However, think why it is a farmer keeps one bull amongst a herd of cows.

    Then decide if t1ts are going to be an adjunct to that bull's desired function.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boban
    This saying has never made any sense to me. If a bull had them or lets say a man had them, most women would put that man to good use I imagine.

    "Useful as a lactating man"
    And to become that way ..... he could self inseminate to carry the offspring!! I'd like to see that!! :eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by craigb
    However, think why it is a farmer keeps one bull amongst a herd of cows.
    Well he figures that if he cant service that many females himself, at least he can observe in envy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tikki
    And to become that way ..... he could self inseminate to carry the offspring!! I'd like to see that!! :eek:
    You see what I'm talking about..... oh its good to be a man.....

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    **** it!!

    That's probably the most often used one for me. Works so well in so many situations:

    **** it, let's do it.
    **** it, how am I going to fix that.
    What should we do with this? **** it!
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    cmon! that was harmless

    There was a young boy called Wyatt
    Who was awfully quiet
    And then one day
    He faded away
    Because he overused White


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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    **** it!!

    That's probably the most often used one for me. Works so well in so many situations:

    **** it, let's do it.
    **** it, how am I going to fix that.
    What should we do with this? **** it!
    Just as long as your not a NZ sheep farmer.
    There was a young boy called Wyatt
    Who was awfully quiet
    And then one day
    He faded away
    Because he overused White


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