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    Quote Originally Posted by Shedhand View Post
    I use after shave balm....what's wrong with that
    If you have to ask, you'll never understand

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    Quote Originally Posted by Felder View Post
    So did you brush your face or shave your teeth?

    Look I really don't have time for you guys. I am going to my hairdressers and then meet up with Ian Thorpe at Starbucks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo View Post
    Look I really don't have time for you guys. I am going to my hairdressers and then meet up with Ian Thorpe at Starbucks
    Don't forget your man-bag.
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    Or your manssiere

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    Quote Originally Posted by martrix View Post
    So does a tube of Deep Heat when you're well phizzed.
    No, a tube of Deep Heat feels like Vaseline in the dark. Figure THAT out!
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    Owwwwwww.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC View Post
    Well that'll serve you right for owning (or even admitting to owning) an aftershave balm

    Balm is one of those words that if you say it over and over it starts to sound like a nonsense word. Balm balm balm balm balm. See, what a silly word it is
    Balm???? That's a dangerous animal that is! Quick, throw it in the pond!

    (Acknowledgements to Brian's Mum)

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    Hasn't balm got sumthin to do wif the pommie cricket team?
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    dunb thing l have done at 40yrs still think l can ride a bmx over jumps
    boy and his mates pissing them self laughing on my back l say im hurt,, boy jabs me a bit with toe and said get off the track
    watching from the car after that
    smile and the world will smile with you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo View Post
    Look I really don't have time for you guys. I am going to my hairdressers and then meet up with Ian Thorpe at Starbucks



    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPIRIT View Post
    dunb thing l have done at 40yrs still think l can ride a bmx over jumps
    Mine just laughs at how slow I am, showed him I bought another race bike for myself that is just as slow as the first.


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    We went to one of them in vogue hippy restaurants and the waiter person brings a bowl of what I thought was nibbles to our table, so I bogged into them..

    How was I supposed to know it was the pot pourie to make the place smell nice.

    I was spitting seeds and flowers for ages after.

    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner View Post
    How was I supposed to know it was the pot pourie to make the place smell nice.

    I was spitting seeds and flowers for ages after.

    Al
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    Default Toothpaste

    My friend's Dad found out the preparation H looks like toothpaste when you wake up hung over.
    I'm not young enough to know it all!

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    My best one was when I tried a sauna for the first time. They had these little platforms that you rest your head on when you lie on your back. My brilliant mind quickly decided that these were seats.

    The first person that came in did a double-take when they saw me perched uncomfortably on my little seat, and then proceeded to lie down and, glancing meaningfully at me, slipped one under his head.

    I continued sitting for the few minutes required to indicate to him that I knew what I was doing and chose to use it as a seat, then quietly left. I've never been in another sauna since.

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