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Thread: californiacation intro
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15th March 2006, 09:07 AM #16
Originally Posted by silentC
If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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15th March 2006, 09:10 AM #17
Originally Posted by TARLOX
Last edited by RETIRED; 22nd March 2006 at 08:21 PM.
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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15th March 2006, 09:21 AM #18
Originally Posted by Shedhand
It's not only drummers that make a mess though. Last year at a gig the bass player decided to open his bottle of mineral water between numbers. Of course some idiot had shaken it up and he was facing me. Sprayed sticky crap all over the kit and his spare guitar. Hi hats are still a bit sticky to this day..."I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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15th March 2006, 09:33 AM #19
Originally Posted by silentC
I found a music pyramid the other day: Here it is in order of complexity from lowest to highest:
- Dead
- talentless
- bass player (aka pot head)
- drummer (aka chick magnet)
- kalimba player
- tambourine player (aka hippy chick)
- Kazoo artiste
- dentist (aka Nazi)
- trumpet player
- bagpiper
- hurdy gurdy player
- blues harp
- brain surgeon
- Pilot
- Lead singer
- Lead guitarist
- Rhythm guitarist
The order of the last 3 depend on my mood.If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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15th March 2006, 09:41 AM #20
Looks about right except I would dispute putting the lead singer anywhere near the top.
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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15th March 2006, 09:43 AM #21
Originally Posted by silentC
If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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15th March 2006, 10:50 AM #22
..... and the mando is.....?????
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15th March 2006, 10:54 AM #23
Wheres mine, I used to have a following when I played lute, 21 strings and everyone thought it was great, of course you never tell anyone it's easier to play than guitar, bugger to tune though.
I was single too, that changedStupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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15th March 2006, 10:59 AM #24I was single too, that changed"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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15th March 2006, 12:08 PM #25
Originally Posted by silentC
StudleyAussie Hardwood Number One
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15th March 2006, 12:11 PM #26
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15th March 2006, 12:40 PM #27
Did you hear about the bass player who was so out of tune even the lead singer noticed?
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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15th March 2006, 01:14 PM #28
Originally Posted by bitingmidge
If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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15th March 2006, 01:16 PM #29
Originally Posted by Iain
PS: what about a Zither. They come in somewhere between dead and drummer..If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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15th March 2006, 01:19 PM #30
Where do the wheels go?
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.