Dumb things I've done

[silentC]

I use after shave balm....what's wrong with that

If you have to ask, you'll never understand

[Wongo]

So did you brush your face or shave your teeth?

Look I really don't have time for you guys. I am going to my hairdressers and then meet up with Ian Thorpe at Starbucks

[Felder]

Look I really don't have time for you guys. I am going to my hairdressers and then meet up with Ian Thorpe at Starbucks

Don't forget your man-bag.

[silentC]

Or your manssiere

[AlexS]

So does a tube of Deep Heat when you're well phizzed.

No, a tube of Deep Heat feels like Vaseline in the dark. Figure THAT out!

[squashedfrog1]

Owwwwwww.

[Eddie Jones]

Well that'll serve you right for owning (or even admitting to owning) an aftershave balm

Balm is one of those words that if you say it over and over it starts to sound like a nonsense word. Balm balm balm balm balm. See, what a silly word it is

Balm???? That's a dangerous animal that is! Quick, throw it in the pond!

(Acknowledgements to Brian's Mum)

[echnidna]

Hasn't balm got sumthin to do wif the pommie cricket team?

[SPIRIT]

dunb thing l have done at 40yrs still think l can ride a bmx over jumps
boy and his mates pissing them self laughing on my back l say im hurt,, boy jabs me a bit with toe and said get off the track
watching from the car after that

[scooter]

Look I really don't have time for you guys. I am going to my hairdressers and then meet up with Ian Thorpe at Starbucks

[E. maculata]

dunb thing l have done at 40yrs still think l can ride a bmx over jumps

Mine just laughs at how slow I am, showed him I bought another race bike for myself that is just as slow as the first.


Oh and MYO (disinfectant) looks remarkably like mouthwash.......................

Burns like..................................

[ozwinner]

We went to one of them in vogue hippy restaurants and the waiter person brings a bowl of what I thought was nibbles to our table, so I bogged into them..

How was I supposed to know it was the pot pourie to make the place smell nice.

I was spitting seeds and flowers for ages after.

Al

[Driver]

How was I supposed to know it was the pot pourie to make the place smell nice.

I was spitting seeds and flowers for ages after.

Al

That is GOLD!!!

[imdusty]

My friend's Dad found out the preparation H looks like toothpaste when you wake up hung over.

[Rossluck]

My best one was when I tried a sauna for the first time. They had these little platforms that you rest your head on when you lie on your back. My brilliant mind quickly decided that these were seats.

The first person that came in did a double-take when they saw me perched uncomfortably on my little seat, and then proceeded to lie down and, glancing meaningfully at me, slipped one under his head.

I continued sitting for the few minutes required to indicate to him that I knew what I was doing and chose to use it as a seat, then quietly left. I've never been in another sauna since.