Best news in years

[underfoot]

Not meaning to rub it in but my good neighbours are in fact really great.
Bob

I'm with Bob here, we seem to have lucked out with good (but a bit odd) neighbours.
once a month the whole street (6 houses) go out to a local restaraunt or pub for a feed and a drink.
The only problems that arise are with the elderly couple in no.5 who always want to party on when the rest of us want to go home

[Ozkaban]

does that mean you're going to change your forum name and avatar?
happy john......
smiley john....

I was Grumpy John long before they moved in, the forum name ain't gunna change .

How about 'Slightly Less Grumpy John'

That's excellent news. I have been lucky with my current neighbours, but have been less lucky in the past. Hope the new lot are better

Cheers,
Dave

[rrich]

Morgage on hold? How does that work? Do you plead extenuating circumstances?

Actally I think that you plead insanity. As in the bank was insane ot loan you the money in the first place.

[Mulgabill]

The only problems that arise are with the elderly couple in no.5 who always want to party on when the rest of us want to go home

Well what's wrong with that Rock On!!!

[Grumpy John]

3 months on and the plastic bag collection is growing, there's now an old fridge in the back yard. How considerate, a dry place for the rats to sleep in.

[cultana]

What happened you initially said the bank wanted the place cleaned and sold..


You do realise it is asking for serious catastrophe if you a talk too soon on an issue.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Heh. The Bank can order them to sell, but it can't force any customers to buy.

And if the outside looks like that, can you imagine what damage has been done inside the place?

Some things you just can't hide by judicious use of a skip. DAMHIKT.

[Grumpy John]

Woohoo it's finally on the market. This real estate agent is the best spin doctor I've ever seen, he should work for Tony Abbot.

[Christos]

I think it looks ok. After all it is a house that is being purchased.

Here is what you do. When the open house starts go out and turn on the most noisy machine that you have. Leave it on for the whole time that the inspection is on. Should not concern you as you will have your hearing protection on.

Then get someone that you know who wants a house to make an offer. During their talk with the agent at the house go ahead and turn on all the machines that you have.

Could just get a bargain.

[rsser]

Good news GJ.

Christos, that's diabolical, unfair and brilliant.

[jimbur]

Woohoo it's finally on the market. This real estate agent is the best spin doctor I've ever seen, he should work for Tony Abbot.

Could be problems at this time of the year. What if an ousted politician wants to buy it
Cheers,
Jim

[rsser]

I think Latham, Tanner and Rudd are already settled. McKew might be looking but she's in sin city.

Prob Fielding will be gone in 11 months but may only hold prayer meetings. I'm sure GJ would love to join in ;-}

[rsser]

PS, should have said that Carrum Downs residents must be used to recycled sh*ts ;-}

[Grumpy John]

If I had the money I'd buy it, I just hope it doesn't become a rental property.