Panic buying ~ says it all.

[AlexS]

Interestingly Italians call toilet paper "carta igenica" which means "hygienic paper"

I always thought toilet or dunny paper was a silly name because the primary purpose for it not to wipe the toilet.

I thought the best name for it was date roll.

[ubeaut]

Was on a cruise a few weeks ago and comedian said to audience.
"Have you seen the notice beside the toilets? FLUSH TOILET PAPER ONLY! Hell no," said he.... "There's no way I'm cleaning it off before flushing!!!!"
Son said he saw a photo of the bread isle completely empty, except for a heap of Gluten Free.

Our local IGA has had toilet paper taken off the shelves before they could be stacked. Sold 18 mths worth in 8 days. Now he's having the hording idiots coming in and asking him to buy it back. His response Stiff S h i t.

In my 70 years I've never seen anything so pathetic or ridiculous as this panic buying that's gripped the country for the last few weeks. The doomsday preppers must be rubbing their hands together saying suffer in your jocks people.