Neighbours...what do you do?

[bennylaird]

any one got a penny bunger for the letterbox...)

Isn't it a pity the great things of our youth are disappearing? Havn't seen a Penny Bunger for years.

[Bleedin Thumb]

Or, put some weed in the bin, then call the cops saying you have become aware of a neighbour growing dope.

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Stuart, if I had any weed I'd just roll up and forget all about the bleedin bin

[Stuart]

Damn - forgot about that - too sober at work - not thinking straight!

[oges]

I'd just go take it back, assuming its still out the front. Any act of revenge would probably get you in more trouble then he would be in.

[Groggy]

Take it back and leave a note thanking him for finding it. Perhaps also let him know that you're glad you can cancel the police report now it has been found.

[Bleedin Thumb]

OK OK OK
It seems like every one is agreed ...take it back wins .. No murder the children or torture the dog or flaming doggy do on the verandah,

BORING!

Well I am getting old so I took your advice - took the bin back, took off their paint- painted it with my street numbers in white then used bright flouro pink over that leaving the other councils logo showing clearly.
I have now placed it back on the my nature strip (even though its empty) as close as I can to their property. Just luv to see his face when he gets home. Its the small things in life that make us feel good.
Thanks for the advice.
( still might torch their house tho)

[bennylaird]

Maybe just the paper bag of dog crap set alight on the doorstep, less likely to serve a full term if caught?

[Wongo]

Do they have a cat? Do you have any firecrackers?

[rrich]

After the garbo guys have completed their task, just take a crap in the bin?

[Bleedin Thumb]

Maybe just the paper bag of dog crap set alight on the doorstep, less likely to serve a full term if caught?

Surely you could ask the judge for leniency after all he did STEAL MY RECYCLE BIN .. its besides the point that I had nicked it first, any act of revenge would fully justified. You must also realise that the said bin does also have a dual usage namely hold various shed paraphernalia and hence is covered under the code.
I must admit I am not sure what punishment is due to a third party that breaches said code but surely death would seem a bit light!

[bennylaird]

Have to wait till I get back on my other puter to re-read the "code", some forms of death my be deemed suitable?

[Stuart]

Violation of The Code to the level of stealing another's tools (storage containers included), normally involves the words bandsaw and genitalia appearing in the same sentence (and in close proximity). (Unless you are purely a darksider, in which case substitute bandsaw for Jack Plane)

[bennylaird]

Violation of The Code to the level of stealing another's tools (storage containers included), normally involves the words bandsaw and genitalia appearing in the same sentence (and in close proximity). (Unless you are purely a darksider, in which case substitute bandsaw for Jack Plane)

Trying to get my eyes uncrossed after a nasty visualisation....:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Stuart]

That's why you should never consider stealing my tools

[bennylaird]

Mental note: Steal the bandsaw first......................