Don't yer hate it when... ?

[Waldo]

G'day,

I'm all for giving up the cut throat razor and going hairy, the benefits are:

• no cut ear lopes or lips (the other cuts don't matter as they don't bleed so much);
• acts as a collection device for food scraps for later consumption;
• saves money;
• saves water, thus meaning I must be doing my bit for greenhouse effect (maybe that's a long bow to draw);
• no more 5 0'clock shadows even straight after I shave (why can't I look like every other bloke with a smooth face and no shadow?)
• I can spend more time doing more important stuff; and
• my little daughter loves rubbing her hand on my stubble;

But there's always a but:
• SWMBO won't give me any kisses because it scratches her face
• it'd get pretty hot and itchy in Summer (if we ever get Summer down here in Antartica)

So what's a blke to do?

(none of this metrosexual carp designer stubble - what a joke that is! :mad: )

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

But there's always a but:
• it'd get pretty hot and itchy in Summer (if we ever get Summer down here in Antartica)

That is the first sign it's time to flush the sawdust and woodchips out.

[Auld Bassoon]

Funny really, because I'm not much of an electron burner in the shed, but I HATE wet razors - give me a little buzzer anytime

[Carry Pine]

Shaving banned in the shower at our place (by me). Except now son is about 50X stronger than me and i rely on tact when he visits.

Carry Pine