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  1. #16
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    IQ tests were developed to measure ones ability to do specific thought functions. They were used to recruit code breakers in WW1. Unfortunately because the system has the word intelligence in it people came to believe it was more than it is.

    IQ is fine for what it's intended for, like hammers are good for driving nails, less sucessful at applying paint.
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
    We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
    Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?

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    Announced yesterday

    - "they" want pool cues and glass ashtrays removed from pubs in Queensland.

    So, What is next???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    Announced yesterday

    - "they" want pool cues and glass ashtrays removed from pubs in Queensland.

    So, What is next???
    You'll be playing pool with the little straw that you just drank your bundy and coke out of.
    I make things, I just take a long time.

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    Bundy light, 2.75% alcohol
    "We must never become callous. When we experience the conflicts ever more deeply we are living in truth. The quiet conscience is an invention of the devil." - Albert Schweizer

    My blog. http://theupanddownblog.blogspot.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waldo View Post
    You'll be playing pool with the little straw that you just drank your bundy and coke out of.
    There are pubs in Brisbane where you can only buy a Bundy out of a tap as nips/cans [according to what was said is policy - from the hotel I gather] after a certain hour are banned.


    Best method for Bundy - after years of dedicated ongoing research and expense -

    Crack a can of Pepsi not Coke

    Drink/spill a good mouthful of the contents

    Top up with the Square Bear until it runs around and fills the rim

    Call out loudly "ooops" and slurp the "overfill"

    Exhale a satisfied "Aaah and smile broadly at all around at solving the problem.

    When finished that can try another to see whether the problem was a one off or is repeatable - true scientific method.

    After a couple of these you have completed your research for the day but like a true dedicated researcher you know that you will need to continue your research tomorrow as the change in temperature, humidity, phase of the moon, wind direction are all variables which can affect the outcome

    Don't you just love science

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    Don't you just love science
    I used to do those science experiments years ago except that it was Bacardi and Coke.


    Peter.

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    They could just ban the rum instead of the glass and cues. I'm allergic to rum, and don't frequent pubs, but I'm told people get more agro drinking rum.

    Perhaps whiskey hits you so fast your not coherant enough for fighting.. ? Dunno.

    BTW Coopers Pilsener 62, quite inoffensive. Tried it this weekend. Expensive but quite nice as beers go.
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
    We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
    Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?

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