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29th January 2010, 10:12 AM #16
IQ tests were developed to measure ones ability to do specific thought functions. They were used to recruit code breakers in WW1. Unfortunately because the system has the word intelligence in it people came to believe it was more than it is.
IQ is fine for what it's intended for, like hammers are good for driving nails, less sucessful at applying paint.I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
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29th January 2010, 12:19 PM #17GOLD MEMBER
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Announced yesterday
- "they" want pool cues and glass ashtrays removed from pubs in Queensland.
So, What is next???
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29th January 2010, 01:26 PM #18
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29th January 2010, 03:11 PM #19
Bundy light, 2.75% alcohol
"We must never become callous. When we experience the conflicts ever more deeply we are living in truth. The quiet conscience is an invention of the devil." - Albert Schweizer
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30th January 2010, 10:16 AM #20GOLD MEMBER
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There are pubs in Brisbane where you can only buy a Bundy out of a tap as nips/cans [according to what was said is policy - from the hotel I gather] after a certain hour are banned.
Best method for Bundy - after years of dedicated ongoing research and expense -
Crack a can of Pepsi not Coke
Drink/spill a good mouthful of the contents
Top up with the Square Bear until it runs around and fills the rim
Call out loudly "ooops" and slurp the "overfill"
Exhale a satisfied "Aaah and smile broadly at all around at solving the problem.
When finished that can try another to see whether the problem was a one off or is repeatable - true scientific method.
After a couple of these you have completed your research for the day but like a true dedicated researcher you know that you will need to continue your research tomorrow as the change in temperature, humidity, phase of the moon, wind direction are all variables which can affect the outcome
Don't you just love science
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30th January 2010, 03:54 PM #21Deceased
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1st February 2010, 09:41 AM #22
They could just ban the rum instead of the glass and cues. I'm allergic to rum, and don't frequent pubs, but I'm told people get more agro drinking rum.
Perhaps whiskey hits you so fast your not coherant enough for fighting.. ? Dunno.
BTW Coopers Pilsener 62, quite inoffensive. Tried it this weekend. Expensive but quite nice as beers go.I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?
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