What's your favourite saying?

[Tikki]

Not very feminine , definitely descriptive , don't know the origin ... but probably some farm person

"Useless as t1ts on a bull"

[DarrylF]

One of my uncles is fond of saying:

'Better than a slap in the guts with a wet spade'

Kinda like it in a weird way - no idea where it came from and don't care too much either way

Another one:

'I'd trust him about as far as I could comfortably spit a dead rat'

Not sure if anyone's actually tried that one

[Caliban]

'I'd trust him about as far as I could comfortably spit a dead rat'

Not sure if anyone's actually tried that one

Well, not comfortably anyway.

[knucklehead]

Well not really my favourite but definitely most used.


"OUCH!!!!!"

[AlexS]

"Off like Annie's knickers"

No idea who Annie was, but had to stop saying it when I had a colleague who's wife was named Annie & had a bit of a reputation.

[boban]

I object.

Even if its not objectionable, so I can hear my own voice and stop taking notes for a minute or so....

[boban]

"Useless as t1ts on a bull"

This saying has never made any sense to me. If a bull had them or lets say a man had them, most women would put that man to good use I imagine.

"Useful as a lactating man"

[boban]

jebi se kurac

but I use "pitchka ti materna" more often....

[craigb]

This saying has never made any sense to me. If a bull had them or lets say a man had them, most women would put that man to good use I imagine.

Whoa too deep for me.

However, think why it is a farmer keeps one bull amongst a herd of cows.

Then decide if t1ts are going to be an adjunct to that bull's desired function.

[Tikki]

This saying has never made any sense to me. If a bull had them or lets say a man had them, most women would put that man to good use I imagine.

"Useful as a lactating man"

And to become that way ..... he could self inseminate to carry the offspring!! I'd like to see that!! :eek:

[boban]

However, think why it is a farmer keeps one bull amongst a herd of cows.

Well he figures that if he cant service that many females himself, at least he can observe in envy...

[boban]

And to become that way ..... he could self inseminate to carry the offspring!! I'd like to see that!! :eek:

You see what I'm talking about..... oh its good to be a man.....

[silentC]

**** it!!

That's probably the most often used one for me. Works so well in so many situations:

**** it, let's do it.
**** it, how am I going to fix that.
What should we do with this? **** it!

[namtrak]

cmon! that was harmless

[namtrak]

**** it!!

That's probably the most often used one for me. Works so well in so many situations:

**** it, let's do it.
**** it, how am I going to fix that.
What should we do with this? **** it!

Just as long as your not a NZ sheep farmer.