Odd thing happened at the traffic lights

[Phil Spencer]

The Lord works in mysterious ways, either that or Santa lost one of his helpers.
Foo

If that's what Santa's helpers look like I'm going to suit up all night on Christmas eve.

[Foo]

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[Bushmiller]

I think it was neck lock syndrome

Oh...I had always attributed that to swallowing viagra too slowly.

Regards
Paul

[Fuzzie]

So thelights turned green , red, green ,red etc. So bloody wot?? Happens all the time here with the slow acting dopes>

Qld drivers are so slow to react they don't stop for the red light in the first place.

[Bob38S]

Qld drivers are so slow to react they don't stop for the red light in the first place.

Not slow at all

Follow the rules - especially "P" plates.

Green = Go, Yellow = Go like hell, Red = the bloke behind you has to stop.

PS the lines on the road are actually just for decoration - also don't use the indicators as you may wear the bulbs out.

See, it's easy if you remember the rules, particularly when you know better than to follow them.