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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    Not Max though, he is funny peculiar..

    Al

    I rather like Max. You can sing along with him as loud as you can and out of tune just like him.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sturdee
    I rather like Max.


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    So does Col.
    Its Cols faaaverate artiste

    Al

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    Auld
    Mate it spat it back at me before it reached the splitter
    Zed
    Mate that's a good idea.
    Peter
    I've managed to upset the alignment of the blade and when I tried to rip between the fence and the blade the back of the saw is resawing, it picked up my workpiece and damn near put it through my chest.
    Al
    Don't you realise how much it hurts to laugh you basterd. I tried to send you a greenie for the quick hijack but wasn't allowed it's too soon since I gave you one for calling me a bastard (but not a cheap bastard )
    everyone else
    thanks for the sympathy, I'm more scared and bruised than hurt. And scared she will see the bruises.
    Love ya all. we're No.1
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    This is for Max!!



    Al :eek:

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    If that's from the Craporium it prolly dusnt work.
    Is there anything easier done than said?
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    Listen, Al - mate.

    This is getting serious and - as your friend and fellow woodie, Northerner and BB member - I feel it is incumbent upon me to try to help you get past this obsession you seem to be developing for that prune Max Bygraves.:eek:

    Al - son - it's unhealthy. There's no other way to say it. Unhealthy.

    There hasn't been a sane adult person in the entire known world in the past 40 years who has considered Max Bygraves to be anything other than a blot on the escutcheon of show business. Other, that is, than those who consider him to be naught but a pimple on the buttocks of the entertainment world.

    Yet here you are, displaying photos of this eternally cheerful prat on the hallowed pages of this much-loved BB. :eek:

    Al, you need to step into the Hall of Mirrors and take a long, hard look at yourself, son. This obsession - this unhealthy fascination - must end before it's too late.

    There's probably a worthwhile self-help group somewhere called Prunes Anonymous or something equally appropriate, to help you and fellow sufferers to shake themselves of this urge to perpetuate memories of (shudder!) Maxie Boy. Find this group, Al and join it before it's too late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanP
    If that's from the Craporium it prolly dusnt work.
    Do you think Id show it here if it was, them coppers are everywhere..

    Al

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    I shall now call you "lucky Jim" very bleedin lucky. Not allowed to leave us yet, so don't do it again OK.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Driver
    Listen, Al - mate.

    This is getting serious and - as your friend and fellow woodie, Northerner and BB member - I feel it is incumbent upon me to try to help you get past this obsession you seem to be developing for that prune Max Bygraves.:eek:

    Al - son - it's unhealthy. There's no other way to say it. Unhealthy.

    There hasn't been a sane adult person in the entire known world in the past 40 years who has considered Max Bygraves to be anything other than a blot on the escutcheon of show business. Other, that is, than those who consider him to be naught but a pimple on the buttocks of the entertainment world.

    Yet here you are, displaying photos of this eternally cheerful prat on the hallowed pages of this much-loved BB. :eek:

    Al, you need to step into the Hall of Mirrors and take a long, hard look at yourself, son. This obsession - this unhealthy fascination - must end before it's too late.

    There's probably a worthwhile self-help group somewhere called Prunes Anonymous or something equally appropriate, to help you and fellow sufferers to shake themselves of this urge to perpetuate memories of (shudder!) Maxie Boy. Find this group, Al and join it before it's too late.

    Your mate

    Col
    I read all of that with a Mancuniun accent..
    Long live Max.....

    Al

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    But it was all written with a Scouse accent!
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    Type it in here, see if it still sounds the same..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    Type it in here, see if it still sounds the same..

    Al
    een welke lading van bollocks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Driver
    Other, that is, than those who consider him to be naught but a pimple on the buttocks of the entertainment world.
    No, I'm sorry Col, I have to pull you up there.

    Surely it should read "nowt but pimple on boom"

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    Quote Originally Posted by craigb
    No, I'm sorry Col, I have to pull you up there.

    Surely it should read "nowt but pimple on boom"

    In Yorkshire - possibly. Where I come from, as any Liverpudlian will tell you, people pronounce the words as they are spelt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auld Bassoon
    een welke lading van bollocks!

    What kind of double dutch is that Steve :confused: for it isn't Dutch.

    Maybe it is Afrikaans.


    Peter.

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