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    Quote Originally Posted by artme View Post

    This morning. Tradie fills ute at service station and then roars off like Ayrton Senna nearly collecting me and another pedestrian in the process.I thought the full moon had been and gone!!!
    So you're the old bugga who wouldn't get out of my way


    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    Yeah! Maybe chuckin gin over their back seat? Gets the point across but not costing their parents a fortune.
    Do you often have an open bottle of gin in your hand while you're driving TL

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    I wonder how a sign, "I am carrying paint-stripper", would go?
    Of course, for the information of any disgruntled texter, this thread is purely a work of the imagination.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Shed View Post
    I guess that qualifies as road rage, I can see why bike riders don't want number plates

    So two wrongs make a right after all then?
    After they've come very close to sending me (and probably others) to hospital, removing the cause of their bad driving as an example seems to be a public service. A bit like pouring an alky's booze down the drain. So you'd like them to have continued doing what they were doing, and waited until someone died as a consequence? Or youre happy that they'd get a pat on the wrist from a court, in the infinitesimally unlikely event they were caught and booked? Are you feeling defensive and aggrieved because you're forced to take more care in your regular driving because there's more cyclists around nowadays? Get off my case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by veloaficionado View Post
    Get off my case.
    Why ? You described acts of theft and destruction of property on your part. Thanks for painting a target on the backs of fellow cyclists. Me included.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dabbler View Post
    Thanks for painting a target on the backs of fellow cyclists.
    I have been living (if you could call it that) in Melbourne for a bit over 2 years now, not by choice but for family reasons.

    The average melbourne motorist could not drive a sharp nail into hot $h!t. I have driven in every state of Australia and many countries around the world but the ONLY place where i feel that I am taking my life into my own hands every time i take the car out is here!

    And its not just how they drive! they push shopping trolleys the same way and the basic concept of keeping left when walking in a crowded area is a foreign concept to them.

    Why is it that the average melbourne motorist will cut in front of you within a metre of your bumper bar on the freeway at 100 km/hr or more but they will sit at a green light until the vehicle in front is 20 metres away before they will move?

    As for cyclists (and I have spent many years as one when I was younger) they are the absolute WORST! What idiot signed off on the law that lets these morons overtake on the left? they might as well have ordered them all to be euthanased. I have had these idiots riding on the FOOTPATH ringing their bells to get pedesatrians who have every right to be on the FOOTpath (show me a bicycle that travels on feet) to get out of their arrogant way.

    Getting on and off the train every day is like being in a pinball machine.

    If there is anywhere in the world where motorists and cyclists and yes even pedestrians are more inconsiderate, arrogant and impatient than in Melbourne then it should be evacuated of sensible people, nuked and flattened out and used as a car park for neighbouring areas.

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    Come on fellas, Im loosing track here, who is in the red corner, who is in the blue corner, who is the ref. Shake hands and lets all have a friendly beer....cheers

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    I don't see a problem.
    I have a camera in the car that records the last 4 hours.
    Anything funny happening in front of me (texting included) I put it up on You Tube

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    Much as I sympathise with Velo, vigilante type reaction is likely to be counter-productive. Not only are you doing something illegal but anyone who is so stupid as to risk others lives by texting etc is unlikely to react in a safe way to their toy being snatched and destroyed. It could create the basis for more stupidity and increase the risk of an accident.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post
    I have been living (if you could call it that) in Melbourne for a bit over 2 years now, not by choice but for family reasons.
    I am with you 100% except for one thing. Here in brisbane we have 50/50 melbournians and locals. The mexicans as you say try to ram everything they see, but the locals drive round in a coma. The combination is horrendous. Worse than melbourne because you never quite know whats around you until it's too late.

    As for texters (?) before it was people calling on mobiles while driving and before that it was drunk/drugged drivers. If you study the crash data you find there are a small number of drivers vastly over represented, just plain irresponsible. If we got serious about removing this small minority, repeatedly causing serious crashes, our roads would be much safer.

    Trouble is speed tickets make money and jails and courts and catching them costs. It'll never happen.

    Anyway time to go for my swim...getabiggerbullbar..
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    Drove down the Calder this morning in and out of thick fog. It was amazing the number of drivers who think they don't need lights in such conditions.
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    You Don't.
    The headlights reflect back at you giving you less visibility.
    The only thing you need are parking lights so you have red at the back for the people coming behind you to judge distance.
    Or if you have one of those Hyundai's that have the fog light at the back.
    In Europe its illegal to drive with them on when there is no fog.
    People here seen to use it all the time. I hate them......

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    Quote Originally Posted by _fly_ View Post
    You Don't. The only thing you need are parking lights...
    Aren't parking lights.... lights?

    In such circumstances the fog lights should be switched on. The idiots are the drivers who leave them on incessantly like some 'cool' fashion accessory.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


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    I'm talking about rear lights.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodwould View Post
    Aren't parking lights.... lights?

    In such circumstances the fog lights should be switched on. The idiots are the drivers who leave them on incessantly like some 'cool' fashion accessory.

    Thank-you Woodwould, I was beginning to think I was the only one who knew that. Driving around with the fog/driving lights turned on when they arent necessary should be illegal as it is like driving around with high beams on in a built up area. It is unnecessary and can cause visibility problems for other drivers.

    Doug

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