dinner is served

[scooter]

We had the wife’s family over for dinner last night

Sez Hannibal Lecter


Looks good Scott...................cheers..................Sean

[RufflyRustic]

Lovely dinner Wongo!!!

....

Gumby, they are starting to think I am a member of a cult.

We are part of a cult - aren't we ?? :confused:

I think my psycologist girlfriend thinks I am....

[Wongo]

Alright Wongo,
I'll invite you and family to dinner.
Stir fry in twenty minutes and there won't be anything left on the plate.

Leaving London for Melbourne 24 th Sept.

4 dishes for 10 people in 20 minutes?

[Clinton1]

I know that cooking chinese FOOD (thats for you, AL) is about knowing the cooking times of the cut up ingredients. This is the reason I haven't bothered, don't really want to get that fiddly. Be nice to learn the spice and flavour balancing though.


White man cooks chinese? I've been getting into cooking Japanese foods... Chinese won't be a problem, after all everyone knows that all things Japanese are superior to the Chinese.

[Wongo]

I've been getting into cooking Japanese foods... Chinese won't be a problem, after all everyone knows that all things Japanese are superior to the Chinese.

Just gave my first reddie. You bastard!!

[scooter]

Dunno, Clinton, I know where I'd go to get a wall built...

[Clinton1]

Just gave my first reddie.

reddie received - I earned it.

Dunno, Clinton, I know where I'd go to get a wall built...

The Italians?? At least you'd get a warranty!

I am on a roll , and Wongo has to give lots of greenies before he can give me another reddie.... Immune, immune, immune.

Come on Wongo, you started it - gimme a white man crack.
Gotta go.

[Zed]

I'm trying to picture you serving it all up and saying 'hold on please people, I need to take some photos of your meal before you begin. I have to show my friends on the woodworking forum what I've cooked up'.
I wonder what they were really thinking at that point.

dont u watch "iron chef" they always make one each for the tasters, one for the chairman and one for the camera. the irtonchef/challenger gets to eat the camera one after the photos.

I imagine our own "Iron Chef Chinese" eats his photos too...

[Gumby]

Wongo has to give lots of greenies before he can give me another reddie .

I'm happy to do my bit and be a recipient Anything for a good cause.

[Wongo]

Hey, I took photos because I would like to write my own cook book in the future.

Cook chicken & corn soup:
“crack eggs add to the hot water. When boiling add the sugar, the salt, chicken. Add potato starch, stir so soup like glue.”

Mick can translate it for me.

[Termite]

....or to parody Mrs Beatons famous recipe "First kill the cat".

I have a screamer of a song re Chinese restaurant/cat, but I can't email it on this forum.

[Bodgy]

Come on Wongo, you started it - gimme a white man crack.
Gotta go.

My Chinese mates call me a round eyed Gwielo, which I think means 'white ghost'

Never can tell tho, I wanted to put Chinese characters on my snowboard, got a Asian mate to write them out for me. Fortunately, I thought to double check at the local Chinese diner.

What was to read "Buddha rides with me" actually read "stick it up your ***, white boy"

Great sense of humour these guys.